Praise The Lard Pillows

Did you forget how to spell your diet? Just glance at your tee in the mirror! Just don't eat the shirt, it looks delicious! Proudly wear your ketogenic shirt as you chow down on a plate full of eggs, bacon, and butter. No shame! Eat fat, lose fat, burn fat! Keep calm and keto on, my keto brothers and sisters. The text on this tee reads, K E T O, spelled out using tasty bacon, fried egg, melting butter, and a sliced avocado. Hope you enjoy!

Goals

Eat your fats and be happy.

On a keto lifestyle? Believe that eating fat doesn't make you fat? Do you love breakfast food? If you said yes to any or all those questions, this is the perfect shirt for you!

You know

Keto or Bust