Ralphie Pillows

Poor Ralphie, that rotten elf freaked him out!

Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

A Christmas Story

Just a Christmas story

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Scut Farkus : What, you're gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Classic!

Don't let your Christmas wishes be crushed.

Celebrate one of the greatest Christmas movies ever, A Christmas Story. When the Old Man finally gets his Major Award, he reads the box, "Fragile. It must be Italian." Show your appreciation for the movie with this Christmas sweater inspired design.

A Major Award

Ralphie's mom doesn't hesitate to clean his mouth out with soap when he says a bad word. "Oh fudge!" Ralphie exclaims, only he didn't say, "fudge".

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

What this? It must be French.

How Ralphie REALLY felt when he got his Red Ryder! Illustrated by Michael Mettlen Art

We got 300 trees here!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Bunny Suit

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

Part of the exclusive Christmas Collection by Jared Buckendahl. Inspired by the beloved holiday movie A Christmas Story and youngster Ralphie Parker, this design is bound to "catch eyes" and turn heads this holiday season.

I like the Tin Man...

It came from Aunt Clara.......

Mashing up two holiday classics, A Christmas Story and DIE HARD!!

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

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What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

All your favorites in an ugly sweater pattern!

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

It's a MAJOR AWARD!

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Christmas Story Flag Pole I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt Classic T-Shirt

I was never asked to help my dad with anything