X Files Pillows

This t-shirt is part of the Cryptozoologic Thought line, featuring Sasquatch and the philosophical quote, "Seek truth in solitude." With a focus on the thought-provoking philosophies of cryptids, this shirt is perfect for anyone interested in the introspective and contemplative aspects of cryptozoology.

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Straight laced and all-american John F. Byers wanted everything and the apple pie, but you know, he ran into Frohike and Langly and his life changed forever.

Enchanted Fox & His Faithful Butterfly

So, what if aliens got here first? And then we went back in time to visit them?

The legendary red haired FBI agent.

Dipper and Wendy will solve the deepest mysteries that the FBI has.

Herro, hoOmans! We come in peaaace 👽☮️

Space Travel I Want To Believe Aren't Real

Cool, funny, and stunningly designed dinosaur shirt. This tee features a cool design showing a aliens. Makes a great gift for lovers of UFOs, aliens and dinosaurs!

Monster Smile

Monster Character Doodle Art

Bigfoot for President!

Nerdy aliens exist too.

Do you want to believe, celebrate the return of fox and skully.

Octopus Monster Character Doodle Art

We have bigger problems than just believing.

Fox Mulder

Where would Mulder and Scully be without this faithful ally? Give it up for the world's best Assistant Director *cough* that should be director of the FBI by now *cough*

Awesome to the max

This little adorable creature loves all things human and reptile, and came to remind Scully just how much she needed someone to hold the grudges for her. How can you not love him?

Vibrant illustration of a UFO

The spoof is out there.

I BELIEVE

for the significant other who is tired of hearing about it

Gillian Anderson Shades Michael Ausiello

A saying from our podcast!

Nerd alien logo to represent your belief the geeks are out there!

The Lost Cactus' Skull officially signifies any and all top-secret experimentation involving mutant creatures, brain transplants, and clone zombies. The tagline, "Where the truth actually is" is an obvious response to the famous "The truth is out there" from the famous opening sequence on the X-Files. By wearing this t-shirt, you are automatically become an official Lost Cactus operative.