Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Pillows

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

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Just a Christmas story

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

He won it. Mind power.

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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Story Llama Bunny Suit

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

A Christmas Story Tribute

A Christmas Story

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

Oh Fudge

Ralphie from The Christmas Story

A CHRISTMAS STORY LAMP

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Classic 1950s take on the old BB Gun ad.

Oh, Fudge! // Coins and Connections

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Won it with brain powers!

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Bunny Suit

Get those mangy hounds in shape

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

Make the kid take it off.

Painting of Ralphie

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

no you won’t

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

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breach of etiquette

I was never asked to help my dad with anything