Torgo Merch

To know what the master approves is to know the heart of torgo

The desire of Torgo, brilliantly captured in this classic image

Manos hands of fate

Celebrate your favorite B-movie with this unique design!

Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."

The desire of Torgo, captured brilliantly in classical elegance of grayscale

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There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you.

Torgo, from Manos the Hands of Fate

The Master approves.

Pop Art Portrait

He takes care of the place while The Master is away... This Torgo design by Ray Patnaude was created for the 50th Anniversary restoration of the film, and is now back in print!

A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Torgo Care Taking: A Manos Company Since 1966

MST3K parody of the Manos The Hands Of Fate Original Soundtrack cover.

What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

Torgo Care Taking: A Manos Company Since 1966

When the monsters take over the theater.

TV's Frank (MST3K)

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The Master And Torgo

Celebrate your favorite B-movie with this unique design!

Show your love for one of the worst movies ever made with this unique design!

The Master and Torgo stare at you

The Is Hand Made

Since we're forcing Torgo to watch movies he should have watched years ago, we might as well release some fabulous merch to go along with it. The profits from each purchase go toward buying the equipment to force his eyes open and keep them moistened with hot sauce while he is forced to watch the horrible movies we all had to sit through.

someone should let them know, now you can!

The Master would not app...rove of you eating this cereal...

From one of the best worst movies of all time, it's The Master from "Manos, The Hands Of Fate".

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A newspaper ad for Manos the Hands of Fate

Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

He doesn't.

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.1

The master will not be pleased.