Trunchbull Merch

For when it's time to throw a child.

Miss Trunchbull - Trunchbull 1972

Show your peers that you're no wimp, you've trained at Trunchbull's Camp! Well at least it looks like it.

1972 Olympics - Trunchbull 1972 Sweatshirt (Matilda)

Classic.

Classic.

Matilda

A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Perfect for cast gifts! Fun present design for any theater nerds! "Things I learned from Matilda: Musn't let a little thing like little stop you. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it! If enough of us are wrong, wrong is right. We all need somebody strong to fight by our sides. Nobody but me is gonna change my story. You've gotta be loud! The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. Every brand new life is a miracle. If it's not right, you have to put it right. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing, the tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!"

chocolate is much too good for children

Trunchbull's Field Event Training Camp

From "Matilda" the musical A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Good for cast gifts! Cool present design for any theater nerds! The words "sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty" in a handwritten font. The words are inside a dusty blue circle with a navy outline.

From "Matilda" the musical. A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Good for cast gifts! Cool present design for any theater nerds! Inside a black comic-style dialogue box is the word "MAGGOTS!" in bright blue with a darker blue drop shadow. The letters appear written with a rough paint brush texture.

From "Matilda" the musical. A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Good for cast gifts! Cool present design for any theater nerds! "The smell of rebellion / the stench of revolt / the reek of insubordination"

Classic.

From "Matilda" the musical. A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Good for cast gifts! Cool present design for any theater nerds! "What you know matters less than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed"

Roald Dahl's much-loved character, Bruce Bogtrotter, triumphantly finishes Miss Trunchbull's gigantic chocolate cake. Right above the image, in bold, retro-style lettering, is the word 'CONFESS' - a tongue-in-cheek reference to Bruce's famous scene in the 1996 film MATILDA, invoking both a sense of mischief and resilience.

Behave or I'll throw you in the chokey! Great for fans of Matilda (or perhaps the Trunchbull) or fan of playing in this fashion! ;D

Why don't you run away?

From "Matilda" the musical A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Good for cast gifts! Cool present design for any theater nerds! The words "sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty" in a handwritten font.

1972 Olympics

Matilda

Make your workout fun with this slightly obscure tie-in. Based on the school patches used in the original Broadway musical, Matilda.

Behave or I'll throw you in the chokey! Great for fans of Matilda (or perhaps the Trunchbull) or fan of playing in this fashion! ;D

Behave or I'll throw you in the chokey! Great for fans of Matilda (or perhaps the Trunchbull) or fan of playing in this fashion! ;D