Unix Merch

Linux vs Windows. The Linux Tux Penguin taking a dig at Windows. If youre a fan of Linux distribution and into sudo and linux jokes you will love this design. Also suitable for open source users, system administrators, geek and nerds.

Arch Linux 3D Logo Turkoise

Desktop Environment Logo

Your mind is the most perfect OS in the world, but Linux lets more. Use Linux.

Supreme parody t-shirt for computer geeks, programmers, etc.

The media and politicians love to blame the guy sitting in his basement for any hacking activity that occurs in the United States. This shirt is a shout-out to that hacker struggling to get by in the game in mom's basement on the latest and greatest state of the art computers and technology. For all the Basement Warriors out there, this shirt is for you!

Problems? Oh fsck. Curse without cursing. Or maybe it's time to check your file system integrity.

Great gift idea for the coder, web developer or programmer. Text says: Write More Code

((((Clojure is the best programming language)))) :)))

Debian (/ˈdɛbiən/) is a Unix-like computer operating system that is composed entirely of free software, most of which is under the GNU General Public License and packaged by a group of individuals participating in the Debian Project.

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Hello World! may be one of the most well-known lines of code in the history of programming. So here's a great shirt to greet the world with each day, and let people know you (or someone you know) knows code.

Never root when you are a drunk. "sudo rm -rf" is command that could be detrimental to any linux newbie. Never use this command even when you are sober unless you want to wipe you machine. If you are into ditro hopping and interested in open source software this is a great funny design. Perfect gift for sysadmin, linux geeks, programmers and unix fans.

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GNU is an operating system that is free software—that is, it respects users' freedom. The GNU operating system consists of GNU packages (programs specifically released by the GNU Project) as well as free software released by third parties. The development of GNU made it possible to use a computer without software that would trample your freedom.

Linux is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the Linux kernel, an operating system kernel first released on September 17, 1991, by Linus Torvalds.

Before Kali Linux became that popular, it was known as Backtrack Linux and this distribution was renamed to kali from 2013.

Unix is User Friendly - Funny Programming Jokes - Light Color

Commodore International (or most simply Commodore) was an American home computer and electronics manufacturer founded by Jack Tramiel. Commodore International (CI), along with its subsidiary Commodore Business Machines (CBM), participated in the development of the home–personal computer industry in the 1970s and 1980s. The company developed and marketed the world's best-selling desktop computer, the Commodore 64 (1982), and released its Amiga computer line in July 1985. With quarterly sales ending 1983 of $49 million, Commodore was one of the world's largest personal computer manufacturers.

For when you just need to let people know that their computer won't catch fire if they leave it on for the next 20 years. From Wikipedia: The Year 2038 problem (also called Y2038 or Unix Y2K) relates to representing time in many digital systems as the number of seconds passed since 00:00:00 UTC on 1 January 1970 and storing it as a signed 32-bit integer. Such implementations cannot encode times after 03:14:07 UTC on 19 January 2038. Just like the Y2K problem, the Year 2038 problem is caused by insufficient capacity of the chosen storage unit.

I’d sudo that! Sudo is a program for Unix-like computer operating systems that enables users to run programs with the security privileges of another user, by default the superuser. Often used by system administrators to force commands to run within a user profile that wouldn't ordinarily have the necessary elevated privileges and permissions to do so.

Backtrack Kali Design with dragon and tagline for the Linux fan

Don't you think I would have found the bug already?

Perfect gift for a programmer.

Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020

Of all the times and all the things, perhaps 2020 just needs to go. This shirt shows the shell command to delete the 2020 folder and all the things inside it. Whatever your reason is to not like 2020, this shirt is just right for you. # rm -rf /2020

A reverse shell is a great thing to use when getting out of a workstation back to your listening post, hopefully bypassing perimeter firewalls. Though here it could also reference a shell gained by reverse engineering some code or hardware. Either way, the shell helps us get one step closer to our objective.

If You Hold The Unix Shell Up To Your Ear Can You Hear The C?- Funny Programming Jokes

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Best selling design on the internet! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm happy to make custom modifications to this design! (just message me)

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Once root you can plant deeper roots and embed yourself, stay for a while, become established and hard to root out. This design sprung forth out of love of gaining root and planting things.

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Sysadmin Funny geek hacker Design

Make your problems go away with this one easy hack!