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Pickup truck by Ford

Because now a days every modern game needs a Day One Patch Kids

50s Slang Beatnik

The person who will help, share and take by your side

Is so-called "shoplifiting" actually just a form of radical anticapitalist praxis? Comrade Winona thinks so. Perfect for the Guy DeBord fan, armchair anarchist, or celebrity mugshot enthusiast in your life!

Silent film title card, telling you to Shh!

UPDOG WHITE (What's Up Dog) Design

George Carlin in WPAP style.

Get in, get out.

Funny bragging and boastful Euchre design. In the style of a classic college design.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

Duck with a knife, I know you've seen the memes. Well now you can wear it, get a mug or anything else. Because sometimes, you wake up and you're not in the mood

For the gibbon who might gib two fucks.

Barney Stinson

You can take your trophy and shove it up your....

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Dandelion Brain Cancer Awareness Never Give Up T-shirt

Andrew Dice Clay is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician and producer. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". In 1990, he became the first stand-up comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden for two consecutive nights.

Louis Székely (/ˈluːi ˌseɪˈkeɪ/) (born September 12, 1967), better known by his stage name Louis C.K. (/ˈluːi ˌsiːˈkeɪ/),[a] is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker. In 2012, C.K. won a Peabody Award and has received six Primetime Emmy Awards, as well as numerous awards for The Chris Rock Show, Louie, and his stand-up specials Live at the Beacon Theater (2011) and Oh My God (2013). He has won the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album twice. Rolling Stone ranked C.K.'s stand-up special Shameless number three on their "Divine Comedy: 25 Best Stand-Up Specials and Movies of All Time" list and ranked him fourth on its 2017 list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.

Southern pick up line

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This bougie bluejay is ready to escort you to all the fanciest events in town! 11/10, very refined.

another variant of the artwork by horrible home video

Lady of the House

Based on a true story when a guy who wanted more from me asked what I wanted from him and I blurted out "I WANT WAFFLES!" It's not a bad answer, even out of context! Comedy bit can be found at YouTube.com/jjbarrows

Original Never Give UP BLACKB

The best T-shirt to start your week

you crying?

In case there's some heavy lifting...

Let's button up!

100 Acre Upside Down

Up Yours!

A little color for the upper peninsula.