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EIGHT. MEGA. BYTES. NOW YOU ARE PLAYING WITH EXPANDED POWER! A tribute to the N64 and Nintendo advertisements of old! It's incredible to see how far gaming has come.

become Kaiju warrior member today if you love Godzilla and other kaiju movies you have come to the right place

"I waited for you..."

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Change of emotions. or bipolar people.

All time your life in reconstruction.

For those working on their health and fitness transformation! Show off your hard work and pride!

Perfect gift to support loved one or friend who is undergo or knee surgery replacement survivor !

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Perfect gift to support loved one or friend who is undergo or knee surgery replacement survivor !

Get money. upgrade. repeat. This is how i will be playing! Drawn in a minimalist simplistic style. Inspired by Cyberpunk 2077.

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You will be upgraded...by running a 10k! The mostly official Handles 10k shirt announces that you are a wonderful work in progress.

Each species evolves over time. This is no different for animals than for humans. The killer whale or orca is seen to be an "expert" in its development.

This is the real way to play rock, paper, scissors!

Battered and weary, the warrior returns from the battlefield, his metallic form marred with the scars of combat. His limbs, nearly entirely replaced with advanced cybernetic enhancements, ache from the relentless struggle. Seeking urgent medical aid, he is taken to a specialized facility where skilled technicians and physicians stand ready to assist. As the medics assess his injuries, they recognize the need for a comprehensive update to his cybernetic systems, enhancing his capabilities for future conflicts.

Everyone should at least get what they deserve, and be able to discern what deserves them.