Lost Eagle Provisions

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This eagle doesn't know where he's going, but he has his skully friend to help him through the lonely times. As a boy, I was mildly obsessed with eagles. I read a folktale about a giant golden eagle picking up kids and carrying them high into the sky, then killing them. It stuck with me ever since and has been one of my earliest memories. To commemorate that weird story, I made it my brand!

Woah now, who's that sexy, tall glass of....flamingo? Martini? Wait, what's going on here! I'm so confused. Is that the sun? Or an orange? My whole life is a lie , might as well drink up on the beach!

Celebrate the Eagles finally winning the Lombardi Trophy with this retro, Tecmo Bowl-esque design. I had lots of fun picking out my favorite parts of our miraculous season to draw (my personal favorite is Dougie P's visor - look at that cute little Eagle). Dress like a hungry dog and then run fast, strip sack every Patriots fan, climb up your nearest streetlight, sing Fly Eagles Fly in the face of every man, woman, and child who doesn't already bleed green.

The French love their soccer (football), and they love their roosters. Combine them both with this ball-lovin' rooster!

Maybe you love South Korean soccer. Maybe you just love soccer. No matter the reason, you know tigers love soccer! Look at this white tiger, all he wants to do is play. Silly tiger.

Little known fact - smartphones and laptops are best friends, they grew up together and now are the best of friends!

"My motto is it's better to be alone, which, come to think of it, is probably why I don't sell a lot of tandem bicycles..." Recreated from season 2 of the fanatastic Netflix show Bojack Horseman, it's The Catcher in the Rye phony himself, JD Salinger and his bicycle shop motto!

Bigfoot ain't so scary, he's just a bit shy, but he'll be your best friend.