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Wifi Food and Bed. The three most important things in life! Wifi Food Bed is a minimalist typography design for free wifi addicts who love food, bed, and sleeping. Eating and sleeping are great on their own, but made so much better with wifi in the air. A perfect gift for the food lover in your life!

I should kick some ass today! The perfect gift for a kick ass dad, kick ass woman, kick ass mom, kick ass granpa, or anyone you know who loves ass kicking.

Roses are Red, I'm Going to Bed. The perfect poem for lazy people who love sleep, sleeping, and bed. This Sarcastic Valentines Saying is great for people who love to riff on the old roses are red rhyme.

I'm her Thelma, and she's my Louise! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Dog Lover - I just want to hang out with my dog! If you're a dog owner who loves spending time with your dog (or dogs) you'll love this 'i love dogs' design!

Dead But Still Fabulous! A great skeleton design riffing on the dead but cool meme. Girls fashion and girly things aren't just for the living!

Easily Distracted By Cats! A cute cat lover gift, perfect for the cat lover in your life! Catshirt makes a great cat gifts idea, highlighting the love for cats, funny cats, and cat apparel.

Easily Distracted By Dogs - Dog Lover Gift is a dog design for your favorite dog lover! If you love dogs, need dog gift ideas, or need a present for a dog animal lover, this handsome, clean design is perfect!

Tears of my students is a great design for teachers and professors! Teaching life is hard, and constantly dealing with students can be rough. My students have an awesome teacher, say some, but others know that steaching can take tough love! This teacher funny gift idea is great for teachers on birthdays and christmas.

Still I Rise! Inspirational design for equal rights activists, social justice warriors, feminists, liberals, democrats, people who love positivity, and anyone who believes in equality.

Don't Cry Because It's Over - Smile Because It Happened - Dr. Seuss Quote. Set over a beautiful sunrise. A fantastic quote for life full of positive energy! Literary quotes and book quotes like these are fantastic reminders to live life to the fullest!

Fuck My Life. This funny humor slogan is a bait and switch! People think it might say something inspirational like 'Adventure' or 'Camping'. But fuck it, and fuck fashion, fml. This fuck my life shirt is great for those who want to tell their own life fuck you too, or fuck off, or just need to get something out.

Fresh Out Of Fucks - Minimal Sarcastic Design. Perfect for those who feel they have no fucks given. When you give zero fucks, or feel like 'this is my last fuck ' and you need to get out your offensive rage, just say fuck it! Also makes a great gift for those who tell the world to fuck off.

Cool Story Bro - Minimalist Sarcastic Saying. This minimal sarcasm design is perfect for those who want to let others know they don't care right off the bat.

B99 Quote - Every Time You Talk I Hear the Sound Pac Man Makes When He Dies. This fantastic quote by Gina Linetti of Brooklyn Nine Nine was to Detective Charles Boyle, comrade and cohort of detective Jake Peralta and Captain Raymond Holt. This sarcastic saying is one of many Gina makes, alongside Gina Knows Best and Gina Told You So.

Be Different! This Be Different design is for all those who know that different is not dangerous, and love vintage and different art styles. Illustration in artsy style features a bearded man on a silly horse.

Not Listening - Funny Joke Sarcastic Saying. This funny sarcasm saying is for those who want to tell the world: sorry I'm not listening. This sardonic witticism is done in a neat cursive typography.

Another round of politicians and people giving Thoughts and Prayers rather than sensible action and legislation change. Let them all know that Thoughts and Prayers were never enough - and they're not enough now. Whether you're conservative or liberal, America deserves better.

Eye Roll - I Just Eye Rolled So Hard I Think I Hurt Myself - Eye Rolling Is My Cardio - Sarcastic Saying Sarcasm Gift Humor Joke Slogan Sarcastic Saying Please Shut Up I Really Don't Care I Don't Care Sarcasm Sarcasm Saying Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Gift Sarcastic Quote Sarcastic Saying Humor Joke Funny Slogan

I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk - Humor Joke Slogan Sarcastic Saying Please Shut Up I Really Don't Care I Don't Care Sarcasm Sarcasm Saying Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Gift Sarcastic Quote Sarcastic Saying Humor Joke Funny Slogan Please Get Away From Me

I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk - Humor Joke Slogan Sarcastic Saying Please Shut Up I Really Don't Care I Don't Care Sarcasm Sarcasm Saying Sarcasm Lover Sarcastic Gift Sarcastic Quote Sarcastic Saying Humor Joke Funny Slogan

I Dont Need a Man. I Need Tequila. And a Tan. Funny Saying Humor Slogan Sarcastic Quote Tequila Lover Tequila Lover Gift Tequila Made Me Do It Tequila Funny Beach Funny Tanning Beach Vibes Beach Lover Sarcasm Quote Sarcastic Quote Funny Saying Funny Slogan

Alcohol You Later - Funny Slogan Drinking Humor Alcohol Lover Gift Drinking Quote Drinking Saying Funny Drinking Wine Lover Gift Beer Lover Gift

Good Vibes Only - Uplifting Saying Motivational Quote Good Vibes Quote Good Vibes All Around Floral Botanical Design Inspirational Saying Inspirational Words

George Orwell Quote - Orwell Saying - In a Time of Deceit Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act 1984 Big Brother Politics Orwellian Dystopian Totalitarian Orwell 1984 Truth Deceit Political Lies Deception 1984 Orwell Newspeak Lies Deception

George Orwell Quote - Orwell Saying - In a Time of Deceit Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act 1984 Big Brother Politics Orwellian Orwell 1984 Truth Deceit Political Lies Deception 1984 Orwell Newspeak Lies Deception

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What We Think We Become Buddha Quote Buddhist Quote Buddha Quotes Buddhist Quote Buddhism Meditation Zen Meditate Spirituality Yoga Buddhism Buddhist Art

Dreams Don't Work - Follow Your Dreams - Chase Your Dreams - Motivational Words Sayings unless you do, dreams, dreamer, follow your dream, inspire, motivational, motivational words, motivational sayings, chase your dreams, dreams come true, dreams are worth fighting for, dreams do come true, dreams come true if we wish hard enough

Dreams Don't Work - Follow Your Dreams - Chase Your Dreams - Motivational Words Sayings unless you do, dreams, dreamer, follow your dream, inspire, motivational, motivational words, motivational sayings, chase your dreams, dreams come true, dreams are worth fighting for, dreams do come true, dreams come true if we wish hard enough

Dreams Don't Work - Follow Your Dreams - Chase Your Dreams - Motivational Words Sayings unless you do, dreams, dreamer, follow your dream, inspire, motivational, motivational words, motivational sayings, chase your dreams, dreams come true, dreams are worth fighting for, dreams do come true, dreams come true if we wish hard enough

Stand Out - Be Unique - Stand Out from the Crowd - Typography Quote stand out from the crowd, dont fit in, fit in, be unique, be original, you are unique, typography, quote, text, quotes, inspire, motivation, motivational, motivational words

Straight Up - Saying Humor Meme Phrase Typography Joke Humour Quotes Quote Sarcasm Sarcastic Memes Retro Text

Straight Up - Saying Humor Meme Phrase Typography Joke Humour Quotes Quote Sarcasm Sarcastic Memes Retro Text

Oscar Wilde Quote - Do Something Today for a Better Tomorrow Oscar Wilde Quotes Oscar Wilde Quote Girls Book Quote Book Quotes Literary Literary Quotes Literary Quote

Oscar Wilde Quote - Do Something Today for a Better Tomorrow Oscar Wilde Quotes Oscar Wilde Quote Girls Book Quote Book Quotes Literary Literary Quotes Literary Quote