Strange Ninja

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Do you have some syrup? No, not the fake stuff, some real maple syrup. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Rice is perfect for everything. Okay? So just make me some. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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Look, I don't care if it's from fast food or home made, please just give me some chicken nuggets before I die 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

I need some sugar, immediately. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Okay but really, make me some bread. I need some carbs. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

I bet you'll get a LOT of bacon while you wear this. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Let them know: no. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Oh crap, have you been cursed? Gonna die in 7 days? Had a run in with an angry fortune teller? Well, I guess you should warn people... 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

You like elephants, that old time religion, and family values. Show off your beliefs! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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Do you love God? Tell the whole world with this shirt. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Give glory to God! You're a papist and proud! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

You've been infected by a botnet. Everyone who sees your shirt will be infected too. Oops! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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You're bi. Tell the world! You'll probably have more sex if you're open about it. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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Are you an angel? A perfectly nice person? No? Well, do you want to pretend you are? Wear this shirt! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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Tell the world that black lives matter! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

You're a Canadian, eh? Let everyone know you'll be saying sorry a lot! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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All of China’s railways lines could loop around earth... twice. China has the largest population in the world. There's a lot to be proud of if you're Chinese. Show your pride! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

It's fine, it's healthy. Okay? So stop judging me. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Pancakes are super fluffy and delicious. Yummy! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Cherry pie? Apple pie? Girl who cares, just give it to me. 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

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Chicken noodle soup please! Or tomato soup? 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5

Cut me off a big slab of beef! 🔫💣🔪 Keep up to date on new shirt designs: http://eepurl.com/deyzU5