Bomb171

Lord knows she's up in heaven now.

Everyone do the skeleton dance!

So give back in a good way.

Anything is possible once you choose hope.

Welcome to Mars U! Where knowledge brings fear.

Going to a football party? Not sure what team to wear? Just wear this and yell TOUCHDOWN!

Success is not given.

To the Coast!

We won't rip you off like Red Pharmaceuticals.

It that time of year again. Madness! Let's cut some nets down.

Float like a butterfly...

You got to put in the work to get the results.

Looking worn out but you keep thriving. Good job mom!

Looking worn out but you keep thriving. Good job dad!

Where will your adventures take you?

The man. The myth. The legend. Before he ever entered a car. The one and only Drift King!

Remember to stay humble and be kind.

No, I'm Sorry. The answer we're looking for is: Luck be in the air tonight.

Wear that "f@ck you" flag with pride.

Down to one last shot. Make it count.

Just 8 seconds away from a ice cold beer.

Just one last smoke before I meet my maker. Adios!

Oh whale! Not my problem.

The four brothers are back on the grind delivering pizza part-time. Make sure you're not missing a slice upon delivery.

Wahoo! You found another coin!

Get over the hump of the week or get in bed and hump.

Only one thing will quench your thirstday: the coming weekend or someone waiting for you in your bed. Either will do.

You've made it to the end of the week. Thank God it's Friday!

Saturday is here and that means it's time to Parrrrday!

Sunday Funday!

Do you remember the one where you spent 9 months becoming a mama?

You just got to kick, push, kick, push, kick, push and coast.

Might as well start your day off the right way.

Let your good vibes be the highlight of someone's day!

She goes by many names but often enough we end up yelling MA!!!!

Everything is ablaze around you but you will prevail because you are a RAD DAD!