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Align your cosmic center and be at ease with the universe.

When there's something strange, in your coffee cup... Some folks take their coffee spookily dark, or with a scary amount of sugar. And sometimes, the beans are so bad, your coffee cup just plain gets haunted. Call an exorcist before this noisy spectre, ruins your morning brew, you do enough wailing in the morning anyway.

Cat takes revenge on Trump

Nasty Woman. Bites back.

In hommage to our 'beloved leader' of the free world.

Global warming getting you hot under the collar? Why not enjoy a refreshing, bear ice-cream? Now in 3 yummy flavours.

Our beautiful Japanese Watercolour Girl.

You know what's hip? Not giving a shit and being fed up with everything. Thus, I present to you the UGH, STOP shirt.

1. Hear stupid comment. 2. Raise hand to face. 3. Apply with force. 4. Lose faith in humanity.

What else fills you with existential dread like complex maths problems? Just imagine how the textbooks must feel

Yo, Jimbo! Struggling to master that last move of the shadowless sword technique, tired of meditating under the same old waterfall day in day out? Come to Kurosawa’s, The Hidden Fortress of gyms and try our max bushido workout, where seven samurai push you to your physical limit in case bandits attack your village. Yes, come to Kurosawa’s and get your blood Rashomon

Having trouble picking a side? tean cap. or Team Iron man? Why can't we all be friends?....super friends.

Don't you hate it when old friends move on? Guilt them with this spiffy tee, old fashioned, just like you.

If only I had some spare space to store some of these cherished memories, ah well.

Nice Pair. Love those pears!

'What a convenient world we live it where you can tap that and go. Portable and easy.

Sometimes, you have to be the change you want to see in the virtual world.

Let the world know just how average you feel today! Solid 5/10

Sometimes, life as a yellow submarine isn't so great. You feel sunk. You're just DOWN all the time. It can feel like you're at the bottom of the ocean. We've all been there - now get the souvenir tee

Did you know that frogs, though amphibians, are just like you? It's because, inside every frog is a socially maladjusted introvert, screaming at a stupid world. That's why they're always telling everyone to croak

Sometimes you gotta let people know beneath your dry, sarcastic, husk of an exterior, beats the pure heart of a happy optimist.

We all have that one (or twelve) pair of jeans with the wallet marks, the blown out crotch or the coffee stain on the thigh. We treat our jeans pretty badly sometimes. But how do our jeans feel about it?

Swooping in to save your Day, it's your friendly neighbourhood Calculator! Saviour of split bills and last-minute tax forms.

Sometimes, when your friend's joke falls flat, or they didn't stick the landing; someone needs to be there to high-five them back to full confidence. Keep those High's answered, and those Five's crisp. You're doing good work, soldier.

A highly contagious, modern-day malaise, characterized by a complete lack of respect for facts, shared values and common decency.

Little Britain meets Doctor Who when The Doctor decides he wants to become a lady, with little lady's ways. Support your favourite trans timelord with this transvestite Tom Baker. I'm a Lady you see! (And lets hope they bring back jack!)

Who says you need to be tall to be 'drinkable'?

Australian Word of the Year in 2017: MILKSHAKE DUCK A milkshake duck is a seemingly innocent individual or thing that is initially embraced and beloved by the internet's mass audience, only to be brought crashing down when further investigation reveals them to possess a fatal flaw. The term was coined in June 2016 by Australian cartoonist Ben Ward, who tweeted the following sketch from his Twitter account @pixelatedboat: "The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist."