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In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised. For when you’ve been a bit naughty, this is the go to excuse. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories. I would be one of the fittest people on earth. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Oh Shit. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

My cat and i talk shit about you. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

I Didnt Mean To Push All Your Buttons, I Was Looking For Mute. Some people just need to shut up. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Bollocks. As a British person, I can tell you this is our everyday vocabulary. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Adulting. Would Not Recommend.Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol . Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Nah, Im Good. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Duck You Autocorrect. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Nah, Im Good. But are you thou? Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Beer. Bear + Deer = Beer. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

I'm Not A Control Freak, But You're Doing It Wrong. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Less People, More Dogs. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

This is a humorous quote for anyone who loves funny sayings, avocado, diets and has a unique sense of humor. Featuring cartoon kawaii Avocado with the quote I’m The Good Kind Of Fat. Perfect for anyone who is a bit chubby or overweight, or for someone that loves avocados, guacamole, and diets.

Dont Rush Me, Im Waiting For The Last Minute. I want to be fashionable late. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Being Tired Has Become Part Of My Personality. Im like a permanently exhausted pigeon. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

Que Have Un Pez? Nada. Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol . Sarcastic phrases, adult humour and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humour.

Coffee Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon. This is why people drink coffee first thing in the morning. Funny and sarcastic quotes, humorous and straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

You Call Them Swear Words

Shut The Fucupcakes

Keep It Classy and a Little Trashy

Save The World, Eat Trash

Christmas Spirit

Eat Trash

I Dont Have Ducks

French Bulldog Mom

Live Fast, Eat Trash

Lets Get Ready To Stumble

I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes!

I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes

I Drink Coffee and I Hate People Cat

So Apparently I Have An Attitude

You Realise One Day Im Gonna Snap Right? Dont Push all My Buttons, Yeh? Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.

I'm outdoorsy, I like to drink on patios. Sarcastic phrases, adult humor and funny quotes that are straight to the point for anyone who has a unique sense of humor.