Lumpy Lintbunny

It's a dog lifestyle!

Sophisticated and classic.

I may be spoiled, but you are rotten, hooman.

Mighty and strong!

It's my personal choice.

Keep me happy or I will tell everybody.

My feline powers are furthermore powerful.

I need personal space. . . forever!

Coffee helps dealing with hoomans.

You are a hooman anyway!

I thought you were gone. . . Forever!

The moon at midnight softens my heart, give me some tuna, love you I might.

A cat knows how to get Hooman's attention.

As always!

Take to your leader, I am here to take all the treats.

On our planet, we can go outside any time we like. And it's fun to make new friends.

Get your own cupcake human.

I own you now human, so it says in this paper from the kennel.

This is the best day of my life, besides when I adopted my human.

I thought you left back to earth. But here you are yet again human.

Always ready to engage in a fresh can of tuna.

Run fast to get your Ticks and Fleas in check. Fast runners welcome!

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, Human.

Arm yourself with knowledge, practice relentlessly, and strive for constant self-improvement, allowing your skills to evolve and shine as you conquer challenges and leave your mark on the world.

Bye now, bye, bye.

I would bark proudly about being so dank and say, "Woof! My dankness is off the leash! I bring a whole new meaning to stardom!

I get moody several times a day!

I bark proudly about being the master of knowledge and enlightenment, wagging my tail in joy as I guide others on the path to wisdom. With my impeccable pedigree, I hold the wisdom of generations, and I woof with confidence, knowing that I embody the pinnacle of intellectual canine excellence. Paw Up!

Meet Lumpy, the charismatic feline mastermind who possesses a unique and awe-inspiring ability to control the minds of her unsuspecting human companion. Lumpy weaves her enchanting spell, effortlessly manipulating their thoughts and desires to her advantage.

The meowbulous life of a kitty that got adopted.

Lumpy the cat is always proud of "themselves"! Are you feeling the same? Lumpy Lintbunny™

There's nothing better than laying on a plant like a cat potato.

One of my nine lives is goth. Embrace your individuality.

I don't take crap anymore!

It's time to celebrate!

Get your Ticks and Fleas taken care of now! Proof of vaccinations is required.