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Mork and Mindy / The Room mashup tee. Great gift for any Roomers cult movie fans, 70s TV / 80s TV fans, Robin Williams or Tommy Wiseau fans.

Fun little mash up of the Sunken Place and a typical Starbucks mug. But no, seriously, get out.

Creepy stabby-scissors clones recreate Hands Across America, the 1986 phenomenon and publicity stunt. A sly wink to Jordan Peele's US movie starring Lupita Nyongo, Elizabeth Moss and Tim Heidecker.

Logo for the Enigmatique Podcast from the new Twilight Zone - Nightmare at 30,000 feet starring Adam Scott and Jordan Peele- a nod to the original T-Zone Nightmare at 20,000 feet with William Shatner (which in turn was adapted in the 80s Twilight Zone the Movie. Great gift for fans of true crime podcasts, the twilight zone, or both!

Logo for the Smithereen social media app from the second episode of Season 5 of Black Mirror. Don't get too addicted, yo.

Looks like someone's fixin for a DeGrasse Kicking from astrophysics hero Neil DeGrasse Tyson. You've been served. With scientific accuracy. Go NDGT! Great geek gift.

Youngest ever female congressperson. No matter what your bent, you have to admit that's pretty Metal. Good luck, Alexandria. Over 80% of the country supports cheaper health care and a return to the 50s-70s higher marginal tax rate over 10 mil. You're speaking up for MANY people. (yes, I will be donating to her causes with proceeds)

Get yer phone wigs, yo!

Abbi's hallucination buddy Bingo Bronson that she takes to Whole Foods in the Wisdom Teeth episode. Funny gift for fans of Broad City, hallucinigoenic comedy and Abbi and Ilana. Thanks, Broad City for five years of laughs!

Tch tch tch. Ah ah ah. Hey, I don't remember leaving a machete in the dark corner of my summer camp cabin's doorway- D'OH!!

What's your number? Over 30 special children born 10/01/89 remain unaccounted for. Could there be a second Umbrella Academy? Another school full of supernaturally gifted youngsters? Including YOU?

WHO DIS phone case with a Doctor Who Tardis theme. Great gift for whovians, time lords, daleks, cybermen, crinoids, evil ventriloquist dummies, creepy quantum-locked statues... basically any DW Villains will look cool with this. .

Vintage tee for the late great Route 1 Miniature Golf and Batting Cage spot made famous by the orange dinosaur that overlooked the highway.

Flash Gordon and Dale Arden's third wheel Doctor Zarkov, and his observatory where Ming's approach to Earth was first spotted.

No, seriously, stop staring at my crits.

Great gift for Rocky Horror RHPS fans. The antici... ..... .... ....pation gag plays as you turn the mug in a circle.

I heart-shaped-d20 Clerics? I love Clerics? I roll Clerics? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

The accursed denizen of your local coffee house. Always watching. Always hogging both outlets at the best table. Always reading some pretentious novel or writing its own. The Beholder Hipster. Aye, such a foul beast. Full Monster Manual stats.

I heart-shaped-d20 Elves? I love Elves? I roll Elves? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player and Elf fan want it to say. :)

I heart-shaped-d20 Orcs? I love Orcs? I roll Orcs? I critical hit orcs? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :) If there are classes / monsters / custom characters you'd like to see with this design,email me? I'll add whatever you Heart!

I heart-shaped-d20 Paladins? I love Paladins? I roll Paladins? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

I love Chaotic Evil? I roll Chaotic Evil? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning, diabolical RPG player, want it to say. :) Contact me if there are monsters, alignments, classes you don't see. Whatever you heart, let's shirt it!

Activate 80s sword and sorcery Beast Mode with this killer Beastmaster throwing glave tee. Great gift for 80s babies, barbarians, and anyone from the he-man glory days of cheesy eighties cable TV movies. Lol. Yo Dawg, we heard you like axe blades, so we put axe blades ON your axe blades so you can throw axe blades with your axe blades.

I heart-shaped-d20 Rangers? I love Rangers? I roll Rangers? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG Ranger player, want it to say. :) Eat your swarthy heart out, Aragorn and Hank the Ranger from the 1984 D&D Cartoon.

I heart-shaped-d20 Mages? I love Mages? I roll Mages? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you- the discerning RPG magic user, wizard, warlock, sorcerer, sorceress or druid player- want it to say. :) Contact me if you hear something that's not on the list of items with this design. Happy to add more shirts!

Doctor Dranzel's band tee! Boosts your character +1 against enchantment, +2 against fireball, +4 against

Yes, this is an easy joke. Womp womp.

I heard he was dead. I Heart NY Parody Tee

Liberty Island Security Control: The front foyer for Manhattan Island Maximum Security Prison in Escape From New York.

The company tee for Inigo Montoya's father's swordsmithery in Spain. (Spanish versions also avail in this portfolio) "We do custom orders!" Great novelty tee sly-reference gift for Princess Bride fans. And face it- who isn't? Fantastic 80s film.

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in white text for dark shirts)

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in black text for light shirts)

This is on a couple platforms- but as of 1/22/2019 this remains the ONLY Unpainted Huffhines shirt you can get in a sea of Unpainted Arizonas. Courtesy of a request from my college friend and CoenPhile. Enjoy. Check out 8 other Coen Universe designs herein from various films!

Never Mind the Bollocks- here's the Sex Pistols mashup for the Doctor Who fan. Time Lords, Daleks, Tardis, and punk rock album covers. What more does any whovian need? Great gift for BBC Dr Who fans, whether they're from the Tom Baker era or the David Tennant era.

The Californians' best repahr sarvacemen. Devin! He's pretty sweet with a wranch! Great gift for Bill Hader SNL fans.

Dental Office tee from The Goy's Teeth anecdote inside A Serious Man. Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!