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You just triggered my Fight-or-Flight response...but I am a flightless bird

The horrors are never ending yet I remain....... SILLY

How to describe this hmmm.. horse with explosion on background and maybe a fighter jet idk

Another lobotomy joke in the form of a plan for next piercing (amazing)

Become enlightened

wake up please

As the title, No Thoughts Head Empty, suggests is that jellyfish have no brain so they have no thoughts. I feel bad for explaining the joke but they have lived for 650 million years. This gives us hope!

You can call me a night owl, the way I stay up all night and EAT RATS! For people who love pulling off all nighters and also for people who just love owls

If you're thinking of angels, this is how they should really look like. No babies with wings. Only this

Being problematic should be normal! Great for people who love opossums

Here's one FUN fish fact: After all has been said and done, the sea shall reclaim us all. Humankind will, finally, succumb to the tides.

For people who are overthinkers, anxious lot. A fun play on the quote of Rene Descartes of "I think therefore I am."

"I have shown you kindness. You shall now show me The Cheese" for people very needy of cheese, those who have rat as spirit animal

Ahh, the suffering builds character cycle, wherein there is only "suffering builds character." Also great for people who love skeletons

GOTH? Yeah I'm: Gobblin' On Them Hotdogs

It's exactly as it says!

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"One day, your knees will buckle under the weight of your endless sins. I will not be there to save you." Great for people who love crabs!

Feeling like so fly right now! Literally like one

Best to let people know that you're not like other men... you're worse!

Silica Gel (Do not eat) Throw away DESICCANT

When the cat is away the mice will simply.. commit tax evasion! Unbelievable!

Cool Rat Facts! Show other people this fun rat fact!

Cheese check rat is here to see if you have cheese! Who doesn't love cheese? and rats?

To be free from the binds of limitations; the mind liberated. Also for people who love opossums! They are so cute

"Be it known that I will cause disarray" For people who are chaotic in nature and also for people who just love opossums!

"Don't be part of the problem. Be the whole problem." Inspirational quote for people who spiritually align with raccoons and their way of life

For people who wanna show the world that they are suffering and also for those who just love possums. (Now in red!)

The "Suffering Builds Character" cycle. For persevering people who truly believe that suffering does build character. Presented in a cool visual plus a suffering skeleton

"Stable? That's for horses!" Funny design with waves in the background and simple texts. Perfect for people who love skulls, and the idea of not being stable since it is for horses

"Stable? That's for horses!" Funny design with waves in the background and simple texts. Perfect for people who love skulls, and the idea of not being stable since it is for horses

"Sorry, I am taken... taken as a joke" For people who resonate with this saying, of not being treated seriously and also for those who just love raccoons!

You are foolish to have even looked. You have been Lobstered. It is now your turn to blue lobster everyone else

For people who believe in mutiny / anarchy, or for people who just love raccoons!

For people who believe in mutiny / anarchy, or for people who just love raccoons!

Rabid in the way I'm behaving poorly and Evading taxes. For people who love raccoons and also for those who behave poorly