"Cool story, bro," only more classy ... sarcasm like a sir!

Sarcasm is sometimes the best way to deal with annoying people who just need to suck it up

Every family has relatives who are trouble (but so much fun) – children's clothing showing love for that one cool uncle – great gift idea for baby shower? Other relatives also available

8-bit pixel art version of James Abbott McNeill Whistler's famous painting, "Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1" (better known as "Whistler's Mother") – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

8-bit pixel art version of Grant Wood's famous painting, "American Gothic" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Bacon! You'll do whatever it takes for your love of the magical meat, and this not-quite-famous quote gives everyone fair warning

Cake, cupcakes, doughnuts, and other iced desserts – the perfect sugar rush for any sweet tooth

Every family has relatives who are trouble (but so much fun) – children's clothing showing love for that one cool aunt – great gift idea for baby shower? Other relatives also available

Cake, cupcakes, doughnuts, and other iced desserts – the perfect sugar rush for any sweet tooth

Whatever your fandom – anime, science fiction, Disney, fantasy, superheroes, video games, or the BBC – geeks have a different view on aging and their inner child. Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite geek (even if it's you).

Every family has relatives who are trouble (but so much fun) – children's clothing showing love for that one brother – great gift idea for baby shower? Other relatives also available

Leonardo DaVinci's Vitruvian Man is OCTOMAN! Even Renaissance mutant superheroes need a hug.

8-bit art version of Vincent Van Gogh's famous Dutch post-impressionist painting, "Sunflowers" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

The crown of thorns Jesus wore to the cross, hidden in the full text of Isaiah 53 (King James Version, as heard in Handel's "Messiah")

Bad Wolf ... if you're a Doctor Who fan, then you know.

8-bit pixel art version of Dutch master Johannes Vermeer's famous baroque painting, "Girl with a Pearl Earring" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Sarcasm is sometimes the best way to deal with annoying people who just need to suck it up

Math nerds will love it ... everyone else will be confused, which will make math nerds love it even more! Mmm, pi

Ninjas could be anywhere! Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite otaku of Japanese culture (even if it's you)

Leonardo DaVinci's Vitruvian Man loves you this much! Hug?

Sarcasm is sometimes the best way to deal with annoying people who can't get over it

Aww, you're a cat lover ... wait, what does that say? Funny cat joke that any Price is Right host would be proud of

Spread understanding of the truth about Jesus Christ's love! After all, there is genuine human equality in God's eyes. Printed in a rainbow of skin tones; includes Scripture references.

There are bad days ... and then there are the times that you just aren't in the mood to spend any more sarcasm putting up with today's nonsense and stress. Time to take a break from reality!

Aww, you're a cat lover ... wait, what does that say? Funny cat joke that any Price is Right host would be proud of

8-bit pixel art version of Edvard Munch's famous Expressionist painting, "The Scream of Nature" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Every family has relatives who are trouble (but so much fun) – children's clothing showing love for sisters – great gift idea for baby shower? Other relatives also available

May the Star Wars movie quotes be with you! Perfect for any science fiction geek

Friends have truly become family when they visit and no one minds that there's clutter and you haven't gotten the house cleaning done (to say nothing of spring cleaning!) – buy this funny T-shirt or wall art for that special girlfriend who frees you from chores, or maybe get it for yourself

Leonardo DaVinci's Vitruvian Man is OCTOMAN! Even Renaissance mutant superheroes need a hug.

The crown of thorns Jesus wore to the cross, hidden in the full text of Isaiah 53 (King James Version, as heard in Handel's "Messiah")

Science nerds love chemistry puns!

Bacon! You'll do whatever it takes for your love of the magical meat, and this not-quite-famous quote gives everyone fair warning

Aww, you're a dog lover ... wait, what does that say? Funny dog joke that any Price is Right host would be proud of

Möbius / Mobius / Moebius strip says your argument is invalid – the sarcasm of math joke humor FTW – buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite nerd (even if it's you)

Motivational and inspirational for Christians means the love shown by God's Son Jesus Christ on the cross – buy this T-shirt as a conversation starter about what drives you!