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Nothing feels better than a killer workout. So this Halloween, grab this funny, awesome, comfortable clothing and head to the gym for a muscle-tearing, blood-biting, brain-eating workout!

You ask 100 vampires, zombies, mummies, or skeletons what is the proper way to deadlift, and you will get 100 different answers. Lucky for you, I found the leading expert in deadlifts and through this shirt, we can finally spread the word on the proper way of deadlifting.

Magic candles - Occult symbols - Mystical book: Check. Everything is ready for the ceremony until the door slowly starts to creak open and all you can see in the darkness of the shadows is a figure holding something so frightening that not even the ghosts in the room could watch. As the figure comes closer you see what can only be described as a duffle bag filled with torture equipment and a terrifying witchcraft spell called: “gym bag”. Seems like we were not on the same page...

When they say ‘stay in school kids’, I believe this is the exact reason why. We spread this message because it is our civic duty to save all the kids in the world. So go on, be the hero that you know you are.

If movies have taught us anything, it just takes one mad scientist to figure out the zombie virus, or by accident it’s created trying to fight whatever pandemic is going on at the time. So the question really is how quickly in the future will there be no more ghosts, and instead just us zombies... ::dramatic evil music plays::

When you are training, you need to be 150% all in. Nothing else matters except you and the weights. Your blood starts to boil, laser sharp focus kicks in, muscles tearing apart, body mutates, and you realize you are no longer human...you are now only what can be described as... a Beast.

Yes, times are extremely tough right now, but please know things will change and just reminding you, and even myself, to be happy. This design is to let us know that we can still smile through it all and we will get through this.

Pumpkin Out - Guns Out. There is no shame in going out, having fun, and eating some junk food. But, before you do, you know you’re going to want to get that pump on at the gym and have a killer workout! So get at it and have a safe zombie-free workout!

You ask 100 vampires, zombies, mummies, or skeletons what is the proper way to deadlift, and you will get 100 different answers. Lucky for you, I found a second opinion with another leading expert in deadlifts and through this shirt, we can finally spread the word on the proper way of deadlifting.

Easier said than done, I know. But, we just have to keep reminding ourselves that we can only keep moving forward and doing what we need to do to stay happy. We can’t change the past, but we sure as heck can make sure the present and future is going to be awesome!

There comes a time in someone’s life when all their hard work at the gym finally pays off. And that time is when you are able to muscle your way through all those savages trying to take away your last cheesy, delicious, scrumptious, saucey, slice of pizza. So keep going to the gym and make sure you are always stronger than everyone else trying to grab that last slice.

We get it. Sometimes there are just people at the gym who can't help but talk to you even if you are in the middle of trying to break a PR. So, instead of telling them #$%% #$%, you can now politely point to this graphic and give them a nice smile as they fade away into oblivion and you get a great gym session in record time.

This is more than about just giving it all at the gym. Sure, giving your most at the gym is very important, but this is about giving your most in everything you do. Imagine what you could accomplish if every task you tackled you put 100% focus and attention to. You can do it and believe in yourself.

If you are like me, then this is dedicated to you. If you find yourself needing a snack during workouts, or need to make sure you get in that extra meal or 2 to really, really make sure you are in a caloric surplus...well...then...I salute you.

That's right... just because I lift hard, work hard, and get intense workouts in, doesn't mean I can't also enjoy the girly things in life.

Are you scrambling last minute to make sure you got everything you need so you don’t miss your flight? Well then this is perfect to make sure you never forget your essentials such as your passport, phone charger, and of course the most important...protein shakes.

Legend says that wearing mascara will increase your capability to outperform anyone by anywhere between 0 - 100%. What does that mean? It means you wear mascara whenever and wherever you want! We are ending the stigma that you can’t wear mascara and work hard, right now.

I know it's easier said than done, but let's think about it for a second. We work so hard and push ourselves to achieve our goals, but most of the time we hate on ourselves and get defeated even on the smallest road bump. Well, no more of that! From now on, you and I will keep pushing and working hard, but be happy while doing it because...why not! We deserve to be happy!

We are a man's man. We don't do that nasty kissies and holding hands garbage around here. Oh no, we are way too manly for that. We are true warriors who would defeat an empire to protect our dogs. We would scour the scorched Earth to find the next best tasting protein shake. This graphic is the epitome of everything, we as true men, stand for.

Math is never wrong so it is not our fault that doing lunges and crunches equals the need to eat and drink something yummy. The best part is it never says "how many" lunges and crunches we need to do to deserve something yummy ::slow evil grin emerges::

You just had an awesome pump at the gym! Every single rep had perfect mind-muscle connection as you kept perfect form every single set. Your muscles are now bulging as you marvel at your amazing results of years of dedication. You decide it’s time to leave and fuel your body for recovery. You get home and walk past the mirror only to catch a quick glance with your peripheral and you reluctantly stop mid-movement. You slowly start to turn your head toward this reflective evil object of distortion even though you know what you are about to see is the evil work of the gym’s shrink ray. Your eyes widen open and mouth gaping with shock and awe seeing that massive pump you just had 5 minutes ago is completely obliterated. But it’s okay, because y

If the only time you have touched a cardio machine is to kick it, then I applaud you good samaritan. We will keep fighting for what we believe in.