Hellraiser Designs

Sage advice.

"Plan B, Why Don't We Just Kill Each Other?"

"But You're Still Not Having Any Fun!"

Michael Scorn is on the case!

You sold Petey my dead bird!?!?!?!

"At least I have chicken" - Leeroy Jenkins

Keep that shit up!!!

Aka Maurice

Beware of drawing the Joker card!

Beware of the devil

Dustin loves his Castroville Artichoke festival!

The famous dismissal is spoken by Craig Jones (Ice Cube) in the comedy Friday. In the movie Friday, Craig and his friend Smokey (Chris Tucker) have 24 hours (on a Friday, of course) to raise money to pay back a drug dealer. When user and loser Felicia asks to borrow a car, then a cigarette, Smokey advises her to "borrow a job." So she turns to Craig. But before she can even ask him for the same thing, he simply dismisses her—without even looking at her—by saying, "Bye, Felicia."

A new hope is released!

In the early days of World War 3, guerrillas - mostly children - placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation should not perish from the earth. Wolverines! is our Red Dawn inspired design for a fantastic '80s film.

In the early days of World War 3, guerrillas - mostly children - placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation should not perish from the earth. Wolverines! is our Red Dawn inspired design for a fantastic '80s film.

We here at Hellraiser Designs feel helpless in regards to the events occurring in Ukraine. We felt the best way to help would be to bring awareness to the problem and raise money to support the Ukrainian people. What better way to showcase Russian aggression than repurposing our Red Dawn design and utilizing Ukrainian language and flag. All proceeds from the sale of these shirts (meaning our commission from TeePublic) will be donated to help Ukrainian relief. Thank you for your support.

We here at Hellraiser Designs feel helpless in regards to the events occurring in Ukraine. We felt the best way to help would be to bring awareness to the problem and raise money to support the Ukrainian people. What better way to showcase Russian aggression than repurposing our Red Dawn design with the Ukrainian flag. All proceeds from the sale of these shirts (meaning our commission from TeePublic) will be donated to help Ukrainian relief. Thank you for your support.

Schoolhouse Rocks! And this is one of our favorite clips from the Saturday morning cartoons!

Holy Eggbeaters Batman! It's an exclamation!

Holy Eggbeaters Batman! It's an exclamation!

Holy Eggbeaters Batman! It's an exclamation!

We'll meet up in Valhalla!

Adios MotherFucker!

"Cherry Bomb" was ranked 52nd on VH1's 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs[1] and peaked at number 6 on the Billboard Bubbling Under Hot 100 chart.

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Join Jake and Elwood on their adventure to Chicago!

Youngblood Priest, a cocaine dealer, enjoys a luxurious lifestyle in Harlem. He yearns to go straight, despite the fortune he makes. One day, Priest confronts Fat Freddie, one of his dealers, about money that Freddie owes and threatens to force Freddie's wife into prostitution unless he robs a competitor. Although the timid Freddie abhors violence, he agrees and accompanies another member of Priest's "family" of lower-level dealers to commit the robbery.

Beware of the fucking degens!

When shit goes sideways, seriously dude, what the fuck Chuck?

Adios MotherFucker!

Take our advice!

Nobody does it better than Jack Burton with his Pork Chop Express. But now you can look just as good as the every man hero.

Be the Cool King of your Sofa!! Or be Sofa King Cool!!

Boom goes the Death Star!

Evacuate, in our moment of triumph?

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer.

Whitest teeth I've ever cum across.