Jaded Oddity

Work Smart Not Hard - Smiling Light Bulb (Light Version) I always say work smart, not hard. Like a restaurant with pictures of meals on the wall. The photo for the spicy soup was just the picture of the mild soup with the saturation ramped up. Such a clever way to save time. I also had a math teacher who said being lazy in math is great because it leads you to find the quickest and easiest solution to a problem. I think this is awesome.

Adorable Smiling Saturn - Midnight and Ivory This adorable little guy is based on a fidget spinner I make in TinkerCad. I hope you like his adorable little silly face.

Alien In A Suit What a silly little guy.

Work Smart Not Hard - Smiling Light Bulb (Dark Version) I always say work smart, not hard. Like a restaurant with pictures of meals on the wall. The photo for the spicy soup was just the picture of the mild soup with the saturation ramped up. Such a clever way to save time. I also had a math teacher who said being lazy in math is great because it leads you to find the quickest and easiest solution to a problem. I think this is awesome.

derpy dino says hi derpy dino dino dinosaur brachiosaurus derpy cute silly simple cartoon cute dino hi long neck dinosaur lovers friendly face the jaded oddity jaded oddity embroidery Derpy Dino Says Hi ( But It's Embroidery So It's Fancy) Hi! Know anyone who loves dinos, or love them yourself? They're so cool right? Anyone who loves dinos will love this derpy Brachiosaurus. Use it to say ho to people on buttons or shirts.

Traffic Light Emotions What a cute gift for anyone who loves to drive or hates traffic. What about children learning emotions? Or children learning traffic signals? Why not combine both with this lovely graphic. Great poster for these purposes, or take this cute little traphic light on the go with a shirt.

Brachiosaurus Dino Says Hi Green Hi! Know anyone who loves dinos, or love them yourself? They're so cool right? Anyone who loves dinos will love this derpy Brachiosaurus. Use it to say ho to people on buttons or shirts.

Brachiosaurus Dino Says Hi Hi! Know anyone who loves dinos, or love them yourself? They're so cool right? Anyone who loves dinos will love this derpy Brachiosaurus. Use it to say ho to people on buttons or shirts.

Cute Vampire Face Is so cute. Shaped like a fren. Might bite you.

I'd Rather Be Foraging Doesn't matter what I am doing, I would rather be foraging! Great for your nature loving friends.

Angry Small Is so smol. Shaped like a fren.

Sad Small Is so smol. Shaped like a fren.

Smile Small Is so smol. Shaped like a fren.

Melting Happy Face Ice Cream - (Ice Scream) Oh no! It's melting, better get it now before it turns into a puddle. But for once you'll be glad to get some ice cream on your shirt. Great wall hang for any establishment selling ice cream. Great for kids and adults on shirts for those coveted ice cream outings.

Royalty Kitty Does you cat act as though they are royalty? Yeah, mine too! Show the you appreciate them as the royalty they are, or get this for a friend you know who has a royal kitty.

Cat Silhouette Super simple cute silhouette.

Beautiful Boat Beach Scenery – Watercolor on Canvas - A small little canvas I painted with dollar store watercolor. It was fun and relaxing, I especially like the boat and the clouds.

Little Demon Silhouette What a cute little demon to keep with you at all times.

DEFINITELY NOT A ... Definitely not a sticker, or button or shirt. No one will be able to tell what item you have obtained because of this fool proof disguise.

Synth Wave Background - No I loved the look of those synth wave designs and I had to make my own. It took lots of work but it was worrrrrth itttttt. The colours just pop tbh. Sorry for tooting my own horn but yeah. Get ready to YEET.

Synth Wave Background - YEET I loved the look of those synth wave designs and I had to make my own. It took lots of work but it was worrrrrth itttttt. The colours just pop tbh. Sorry for tooting my own horn but yeah. Get ready to YEET.

Synth Wave I loved the look of those synth wave designs and I had to make my own. It took lots of work but it was worrrrrth itttttt. The colours just pop tbh. Sorry for tooting my own horn but yeah.

Spaced Out - Saturn Do you space out often? Yeah, me too. Don't worry about it. But letting people know you're spaced out via this shirt is a sure fire way to get a few chuckles.

Spaced Out - Yellow and Purple Do you space out often? Yeah, me too. Don't worry about it. But letting people know you're spaced out via this shirt is a sure fire way to get a few chuckles.

Sorry I Spaced Out - Saturn Do you space out often? Yeah, me too. Don't worry about it. But letting people know you're sorry to have spaced out via this shirt is a sure fire way to get a few chuckles.

Sorry I Spaced Out - Pink and Green Do you space out often? Yeah, me too. Don't worry about it. But letting people know you're sorry to have spaced out via this shirt is a sure fire way to get a few chuckles.

Sorry I Spaced Out - Yellow and Purple Do you space out often? Yeah, me too. Don't worry about it. But letting people know you're sorry to have spaced out via this shirt is a sure fire way to get a few chuckles.

No Mosquitoes - (Tell Those Annoying Bugs To Stay Far Away) Make sure to get this on all your shirt for summer so those mosquitoes know they're not allowed and stay far far away and not sting you. 100% guaranteed*.

Cartoon Eyes 1 I bet you didn’t know you needed cartoon eyes on all your stuff. I love it when the light goes out in a cartoon but you can still see the eyes. How does that even work? People aren’t cats. Human eyes don’t even reflect light, let alone

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This catnip ain't shi... Aaaaand then it hits. Cat lovers will appreciate this meme.

Rainbow Sheeps (Is a Proud Sheep) Just a little sheep I drew and liked the sketch so I digitized it for you all. Then I made it GAY. Because of course I did.

Certifiably Batty Certifiably Batty Funny Animal Design Every been called batty, or batshit? I know I have. Join all of us certifiably batshit people with no shame because there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Works great for halloween or wildlife events. Try it on stickers to deck out your laptop or helmet.

Certifiably Batty Certifiably Batty Funny Animal Design Every been called batty, or batshit? I know I have. Join all of us certifiably batshit people with no shame because there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Works great for halloween or wildlife events. Try it on stickers to deck out your laptop or helmet.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.