Jessica Gloom

This one goes out to all you original gangstas who really deserve to be footmen at this point in they careers.

With night comes death.

But seriously, what if Peter Quill's mixtape was a Decepticon?

Get your cuddle on.

Be crystal clear about your apathy while maintaining a PG rating. Also good for grammar nerds.

You really don't want to french kiss her.

Not so evil, certainly a queen, she truly is the fairest of all.