Instead of working for two years to be able to afford the required amount of Honwaka supplements to assist to the National Assembly, you should instead buy the shirt here and (hopefully) be popular!

Are you as lit as Kobayashi-san? You're definitely not, but you can at least try to get a cute dragon girl to fall in love with you! Now with an outline stroke!

Shinra's long sleeved "Hero" T-shirt from Enen no Shoubutai. With this you can also claim to be a Hero (Adola Burst sold separately).

"I want to build these bonds, the kind of bonds that don't break!"

Oshino Shinobu from the Monogatari Series. Another alternate design (different eyes and wearing her pilot's cap from Bakemonogatari) by yours truly <3

A crab, a snail, a snake, a monkey, a cat and... a helmet!? Make everyone scratch their heads when they see you wearing this shirt!(except fellow Monogatari fans, of course!) Why do you need to choose a waifu when you can have them all?

"If you're going to selfishly admire someone only to be disillusioned later, then maybe you shouldn't try to get to know them better at all."

Shinobu doesn't speak at all in Bakemonogatari and she doesn't have an arc either, but you still can wear this shirt! This bat is saying "kaka!"

A crab, a snail, a snake, a monkey, a cat and a bat! Why do you need to choose a waifu when you can have them all?

"My harsh remarks are made by transmuting 40g of copper, 25g of zinc, 15g of nickel, 5g of hiding my embarrassment along with 97kg of spite."

"You don't think about what it's like to be lacking something while you're fulfilled. People want what they lack."

"You're all grown up, so you won't feel dirty looking at my body, right?"

"Any time one isn't familiar with something, it all looks the same. Knowledge and education are required to properly judge a thing."

Shinobu doesn't speak at all in Bakemonogatari and she doesn't have an arc either, but you still can wear this shirt! Panaino!

"I don't know everything. I only know what I know."

Have you ever wanted to be a cell for Halloween but can't find the right outfit? I saw this design around the internet but the kanji didn't look right so I decided to get to work (like a cell, yes).

The logo on Makino Ruki's Tee! Fix a broken heart by gifting this shirt!

Fisher Tiger's shirt from One Piece. Wear this shirt and be the Hero of Slaves yourself!

The shirt that Luffy used to wear when he was a kid. Don't you dare go out without this ONE PIECE of attire!

An Angel from Neon Genesis Evangelion! Buy it before the 3rd impact!

The Command Seal on Matou Kariya's hand! Now you can tell your Berserker what to do! (Doesn't include crest worms, thankfully).

The Command Seal on Waver Velvet's hand! Now you can tell your Rider what to do! (Doesn't include the Admirable Great Tactics shirt, but you can buy it from my store too!)

The Command Seal on Kayneth El-Melloi's hand! Now you can tell your Lancer what to do! (Doesn't include a first-aid kit)

The Command Seal on Uryuu Ryuunosuke's hand! Now you can tell your Caster what to do! (Children not included and please don't kidnap them!)

The Command Seal on Tohsaka Tokiomi's hand! Now you can tell your Archer what to do! (Remember that you'll be still inferior to him).

The Command Seal on Emiya Kiritsugu's hand! Now you can tell your Saber what to do! (Doesn't include a cross-dressing king)

Oshino Shinobu from the Monogatari Series. A design by yours truly <3

The command seal on Kotomine Kirei's hand! Now you can tell your Assasins what to do! (Assasins not included)

Oshino Shinobu from the Monogatari Series. An alternate design (wearing her pilot's cap from Bakemonogatari) by yours truly <3

It's the Shinobu Oshino image from the ending of Bakemonogatari! Get yourself some donuts too!

The cover for the fake manga Kimi to Nadeko, a spin off from the Monogatari Series for April Fools'. Zenbu zenbu zenbu!

Akira Toriyama's Suppaman's logo! Skateboard not included, so you will need to find another way to fly!

The Houkago Tea Time (HTT) logo from the Gohan wa Okazu/U&I single. The K-on! girls use it on shirts for them and their fans on their concert! Sky High!

It's the Hitagi Senjougahara image from the ending of Bakemonogatari! Pointy stationery not included!

It's the Sengoku Nadeko image from the ending of Bakemonogatari! Buy one for yourself or your onii-chan!

It's the Suruga Kanbaru image from the ending of Bakemonogatari! No need to wish for one now that you can buy it here!