Legit Hooligan

Go ahead and bite me, taste me. I'm sure it's going to be love at first bite!

Alright, listen up all you fives! You better focus your attention on me, because a ten is speaking!

Latte is love, latte is life, latte is everything! The best kind of coffee, forever!

When it comes to pizza, it has always been about the cheese, and it always be all about the cheese!

Do you have the heart and soul of a coffee lover? Do you indulge yourself in your coffee addiction, and give into every caffeinated dream?

What's up, demons? It's me, ya boy! So, did you guys miss me?

Dragon Strike Radio, tune in to listen to all the latest hits, and unleash your inner dragon!

You should be grateful that I'm in your life. So praise the Lord, and thank God for me!

My parent are waiting for me to wake up every single morning, just to rub it in my face. Hey, you. You're finally awake, that's exactly what they say!

Here's a gender neutral greeting for you, address everyone as 'Hello Cowards' and see how that goes!

You know what they say in Tamriel, a sweetroll a day, keeps the Thalmor away! Wait, what do you mean someone stole your sweetroll?

Being kind is an attractive vibe! So be kind, be a nice, decent human being, and live and love!

Being an organ donor, I'm gonna drop loot when I die! And it's gonna be legendary!

You should be grateful that I'm in your life. So praise the Lord, and thank God for me!

If you ever need any help with English, I'm hear. Yes, I do consider myself a cunning linguist, thank you for asking!

Welcome to Sri Lanka, the land of sugar daddies. We have both kinds, the usual ones, and the ones who became sugar daddies due to political scandals

Let me tell you the ways to win my heart. You can either buy me games, or develop video games, or better yet, be a video game yourself! Or maybe do all three, just to be on the safe side.

A wonderful starry eyed surprise filled with love!

Don't just be a rebel without a cause! Find what you're fighting for, take it to the next stage, and be a next level rebel!

Hold on to you hunger folks, it's time for a pizza attack!

Okay, here's a hypothetical question. Not to insult your intelligence, but are you smart enough to feel stupid?

Why be like the rest, when you can be eccentric, weird and quirky?

Math. The subject invented by Satan himself to ruin mankind! And there's no other place for math books other than the horror section in any library!

Seriously though, what in the world happened to Sri Lanka, or as we say here, මාර වැඩේ ලංකාවට උනේ! Yep, we're screwed now!

You're tuned into Jolly Roses Radio! The pirate radio playing the hits for all you scallywags and buccaneers across the seven seas!

They used to say that a penny saved is a penny earned, but right now, a penny saved... is not much, to be honest

Well, I'd say it's about time we made this official. This is the worst country, ever!

Hold on, I'm currently overthinking my next move. Please stand by...

As the greatest playwright William Shakespeare said it, thou chillest in the Most illest ways possible! So party on, dudes!

Sorry Jesus, I know it was Before Christ previously, but now BC Stands for Before Coronavirus. Too bad.

It's always darkest before the dawn, but technically speaking, it's quite dark before daylight saving time as well...

They say that you should love all, but only trust a few. I have a better idea, why not love all, and trust me?

Hold on, please stand by. I'm not overthinking. It's just brain configuration in progress...

There's so much drama going on in my life right now, they can establish a ministry of drama and put me in charge!

If you're against vaccination, against the safety of yourself and those around you, then no two words about it, you're pro disease! So go and join your conspiracy crowd, and stay there!

You know how the saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, then you get new batteries and try again!