T-Shirts by Manatee Max

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We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

Tags: 70s movies, blazing saddles, cleavon little, comedy, gene wilder

Badgers? T-Shirt

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It's a Smurf surfing.

Tags: beach, curl, ocean, smurfs, summer

Smurf's up! T-Shirt

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Prop Scars Revenge

Tags: all hallows eve, boating, bones, death, grave

Happy Manatee Halloween T-Shirt

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Napoleonic Skeleton

Tags: all hallows eve, apart, bone, bones, dead

Napoleon Bone Apart T-Shirt

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Fred the Tree is an Australian Pine growing on the seven mile bridge between Marathon and Bahia Honda of the Florida Keys.

Tags: atlantic ocean, australian, bahia honda, florida, fred

Fred T-Shirt

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You see... It's a parrot... fish. Get it? Parrot fish? Parrotfish?

Tags: fish, oceans, parrot, parrot head, parrotfish

Parrotfish T-Shirt

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Out of the Manatee, One In Godatee We Trust 42 = The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything,

Tags: 42, canadian coin, coins, cryptocurrency, e pluribus unum

E MANATEE UNUM T-Shirt

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Sailor's Delight

Tags: night, ocean, red skies, sailboat, sailors saying

Red Skies At Night T-Shirt

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Homemade Starbucks Recipe 2 tsp instant coffee 1 packet hot chocolate mix Light $5 on fire. Mispronounce your name.

Tags: dutch brothers, hot, hot chocolate, money, starbucks parody

Starbucks Lostbucks T-Shirt

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Just a pretty girl on the moon getting an Earth tan.

Tags: beach, earth, lunacy, lunar, moon landing

Lunar Sea T-Shirt

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Ship's Wheel with Sky and Ocean.

Tags: boat, buffett, kingpin, nautical wheelers, ocean

Nautical Wheelers T-Shirt

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Please pass me on my left.

Tags: cars, humor, left, passing, right

YES T-Shirt

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Please pass me on my left.

Tags: cars, left, passing, red, right

NO T-Shirt

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If you grok this, no description is necessary.

Tags: free luna, robert, robert a heinlein, robert heinlein, tanstaafl

Can't grok this. T-Shirt

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Perfect for J BOAT crew members or dreamers.

Tags: crew, j boats, ocean, regatta, sailboat

J BOAT CREW T-Shirt

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Four Fried Chickens and a Coke, and some Dry White Bread, Toasted. T-Shirt

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Mrs. Murphy : We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. Matt Murphy : Say what? Mrs. Murphy : They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.

Tags: aretha franklin, blue lou, coke, elwood blues, food

Four Fried Chickens and a Coke, and some Dry White Bread, Toasted. T-Shirt

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Many have tried to imitate, but failed to come close to this awesome snack.

Tags: cheese, chex mix, peanuts, pretzels, snack lover

Remember Doo Dads? T-Shirt

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Freedom

Tags: safety

BE FREE T-Shirt

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ManateeMax.com

Tags: boating, fishing gift, fishing lover, manatees are awesome, sailing gift

Manatee Max T-Shirt

$26

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TV Sci-Fi

Tags: aeryn sun, dominar rygel xvi, john crichton, ka dargo, moya

FarScape T-Shirt

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In a free country, ATF would be a convenience store. T-Shirt

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In a free country, ATF would be a convenience store.

Tags: agorism

In a free country, ATF would be a convenience store. T-Shirt

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The Verse is Expansive

Tags: expanse rocinante ship, firefly serenity ship, spacecraft

Serenity and Rocinante T-Shirt

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Key West independence - April 23, 1982 We Seceded Where Others Failed The Mitigation of World Tension Through the Exercise of Humor

Tags: april 23, cayo hueso, celebration, conch republic, florida

Conch Republic Flag T-Shirt

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A Lagoon catamaran sailing on the sea.

Tags: catamaran, ocean, sailboat, sailing yacht, sea

LAGOON Catamaran T-Shirt

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Manatee Max Sailing The Far Side T-Shirt

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Manatee Max teaming up with the crew of The Far Side.

Tags: far side, manatees, max, ocean, sailboat

Manatee Max Sailing The Far Side T-Shirt

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Nice Tattoo

Tags: classic rock, genesis band, khan noonien singh, ricardo montalbn, science fiction

Khan Give me Genesis T-Shirt

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I'm no Rembrandt, but I still got both ears.

Tags: bathroom artwork, escher, gazing ball, lavatory, loo

M. C. Escher Selfie T-Shirt

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Awesome '70s TV furniture crime show.

Tags: 70s, cabinet, china, huggy bear, retro

Starsky & Hutch T-Shirt

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Looks like Ackbar's using his wedge.

Tags: admiral ackbar, death star parody, funny star wars, golf, golfing

It's a trap. T-Shirt

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They came to the island -- separately -- as foes, and overcame insurmountable odds, to leave together and form a friendship -- which would last, a lifetime.

Tags: catalina, darmok and jalad at tanagra, goslings, hinckley, island packet