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Relive the classic behind-the-scenes movie magic of Christian Bale's in-character-as-John-Connor-but-still-somehow-actually-Christian-Bale rant on the set of Terminator Salvation. Contains adult language.

"When you absolutely, positively have to k*ll every muthaf*cker in the room …" Relive the classic scene from Tarantino's 'Jackie Brown'. This here's the Chinese model.

"When you absolutely, positively have to k*ll every muthaf*cker in the room …" Relive the classic scene from Tarantino's 'Jackie Brown'. This here's the Chinese model.

Get on the cutting edge of media cliché – in the most bright and cheery way possible – with this soon-to-be worn-out phrase, evoking these uncertain circumstances… 😷

8-bit-style Pac-Man take on a classic movie poster. You know the one.

A blast door was a type of secured door that was used in numerous types of facilities, including military installations and starships. On a massive space station known as the Death Star—during the reign of the Galactic Empire—blast doors were used to secure the station's hangar bays.

Kawaii portrait of everyone's favourite giant marshmallow monster.

Inspired by the classic quote from The Big Lebowski

Ink drawing inspired by the classic scene from Jaws. Chumming the waters, Roy Scheider meets Bruce the shark in Steven Spielberg's summer blockbuster hit film.

plural noun: otaku (in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.

plural noun: otaku (in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.

plural noun: otaku (in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.

plural noun: otaku (in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.

From 'The Office', a replica of Gareth's temporary door sign.

I'm basically a chilled-out entertainer.

I'm basically a chilled-out entertainer.

The official* BBC Snounds app** from Kermode and Mayo's Wittertainmnet/flagship film review show on Radio Five Live or whatever it's called this week. *not official or in any way endorsed by the BBC, Kermode or Mayo, although it will make them incredibly wealthy. **BBC Snounds app does not exist.

Quote from the film Assassination Nation directed by Sam Levinson, delivered by Hari Nef as Bex.

Generic film-style quote. Works with all the best gung-ho 80s action and sci-fi movies.

Generic film-style quote. Works with all the best gung-ho 80s action and sci-fi movies.

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Science series – On the Origin of Species. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / True crime series – The Yorkshire Ripper. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – The 'Women in Prison' genre. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Theology series – All about Hell. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Politics series – The Patriarchy. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Readers series – The Joy of Sex. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Art history series – Brutalism. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – The Male Gaze. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Fantasy series – Donald Trump's Brain. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – Japanese Pinku Movies. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – The Video Nasties. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Politics series – The Communist Manifesto. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Readers series – Mein Kampf junior edition. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Conspiracy series – The Anti-Vac Movement. (*Not real)