Rob Sacchetto

How do you like your maggots Micheal? No? How about this sweet shirt?

Listen, there's a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you. It's like a disease. It's like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. That's why you've got to come and get us out of here now... right now!

Someone's in my fruit cellar!

Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention. They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Don't blow your top over how awesome this shirt is. Remember. I'm here. We won! We won!

Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.

The master will kill you for this! But not fast. Slowly! Oh, so slowly.