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Greeting cards. Isn't that precious? Don't pay Top Dollar for cards that beg the question, "Are we having fun or what?" Devil's Night greeting cards won't break you and they have just what you need for every occasion. Disorder, chaos, anarchy...now that's fun!

Greeting cards. Isn't that precious? Don't pay Top Dollar for cards that beg the question, "Are we having fun or what?" Devil's Night greeting cards won't break you and they have just what you need for every occasion. Disorder, chaos, anarchy...now that's fun!

Behold! All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children...and adults don costumes and run amuck! Now you can put a spell on everyone with this magical design. No hocus pocus needed. Embrace your inner Sanderson and run amuck! Amuck! Amuck!

Masters of Surreality; Lords of the Neitherworld; Children of the Grave. Whether you've long ago drifted into the void or recently deceased, The Sandworms rock the realm like no other. Don't hate 'em; don't spend the afterlife lanquishing in solitude. Catch The Sandworms on the next stop of their tour. It's showtime!

Beetle what? Something...Juice? He’s the leading bio-exorcist of the afterlife. He’ll do anything, he’ll even possess himself if you want him. But he can’t tell you his name. You’ll have to figure that out on your own. Maybe this illustrated equation will help. Once you figure it out, remember, say it once, say it twice, third time's the charm!

A grungy American flag, UPC code mashup design. Freedom isn't free. It's a hefty price.

Distressed mashup of Trump and Biden campaign graphics with a dismal twist.

Distressed mashup of Trump and Biden campaign graphics with a dismal twist.

Mr Garvey, the substitute is taking roll and he's in no mood to play with insubordinate and churlish kids. Ba-la-kay and Dee-nice have already tested his patience. Don't even think about messing with him. If you're feelin' this design, you should order quickly before Mr. Garvey sends you down to Oh-Shag-Hennessy's office.

Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. It's his way or the highway! What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. The most important of which is "Be Nice!" Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

He's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. It's his way or the highway! Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

He'll give it to you straight. "It's My Way or the Highway!", he'll say. So, if anybody that wants to walk, do it now! Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

He'll give it to you straight. "It's My Way or the Highway!", he'll say. So, if anybody that wants to walk, do it now! Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

He's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. It's his way or the highway! Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. It's his way or the highway! What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. The most important of which is "Be Nice!" Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

"The Double Douche!" — Wade Garrett. The bar from Roadhouse realized on a shirt. Dalton cleaned up the bad element now it's ready for you to come and have a good time. Put this shirt on, grab a beer and enjoy some great live music with Cody and his band.

"The Double Douche!" — Wade Garrett. The bar from Roadhouse realized on a shirt. Dalton cleaned up the bad element now it's ready for you to come and have a good time. Put this shirt on, grab a beer and enjoy some great live music with Cody and his band.

People really love coffee and Louis Tully is no exception. Just ask him. He'll first ask you, who does your taxes. Then he'll tell you all about how Gozer the Traveler, the demigod, is going to destroy the Earth. But then, he'll also tell you how much he loves coffee! After a long day of Keymaster-ing, nothing recharges the battery better. Coffee? "Yes! Have some!" — Louis Tully, 1984

He's Louis Tully, aka Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer, turned coffee shop barista. He once tried to bring about the end of the world. Now, he's brewing beans for many a Shuv and Zuul. After all, they know what it's like to roast in the depths of Slor, so they can appreciate this delicious brew. Gozer's Gourmet Coffee will have you saying, "Yes! Have some!"

There’s nothing more refreshing than carbonated drink with a colossal amount of sugar. Mmm…diabetes! “Enjoy” this distressed, colorful parody of a vintage design before you go into a sugar coma.

We must tell you that everybody’s talking about this design. It really is the next big thing. It’s so incredible. You should get this. We’ve heard people say that it’s going to be huge. Very huge actually. Frankly, only a loser wouldn’t want to wear this really wonderful design. Only morons. A lot of people speak very very highly about it. We think it’s fabulous! You're going to love it!

Leave it to Clark's father-in-law, Art to point out something wrong. Poor Mr. Griswold spent days covering his house in 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights and all Art can say is, "The little lights are not twinkling." Some Christmas Vacation this is going to be.

Hangman's Joke is the fictitious rock band that Eric Draven was in, until he was murdered, in the cult-favorite movie, The Crow. This is an awesome tribute to the movie and the late Brandon Lee. Featuring little icons from the movie within the album artwork. RIP Brandon Lee!

Favorite Dazed and Confused hangout of Benny, Melvin, Pink, and Wooderson. Whether you like pool or foosball, or if you just want to hang outside and opine about this year's freshman class of girls...lol. The Emporium is the place to be!

Have you checked your shitter lately? It might full. Nevermind his unconventional ways. Call Cousin Eddie and he'll get the job done...legally or not.

Cleveland Indians baseball would not be the same with out those same old words uttered countless times by Mr Tom Hamilton, himself. "We're underway at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario!"

In the not-too-distant future, you can possess this shirt that pays homage to our favorite wise-cracking TV show!

Have you checked your shitter lately? It might be full. Nevermind his unconventional ways. Call Cousin Eddie and he'll get the job done...legally or not.

Nothing warms the heart like a holiday greeting of the Griswold variety. You know it by heart, I'm sure. Now you can wear it, so people know how you roll when it comes to season's greetings!

His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. "Check every bulb!" is his motto. If you need your house light up like the Christmas Star...or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark's your man. Griswold's uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold's!

Commemorate all the fun times you had with your family in Haddonfield with this souvenir shirt. Feeling nostalgic? Love Halloween and Fall? We got your back with this awesome design!

"I'm your huckleberry!" Doc's famous quote turned Doc's delicious preserves. You can bet the house, you'll satisfy that sweet tooth with this peach of a design.

"I'm your huckleberry!" Doc's famous quote turned Doc's delicious preserves. You can bet the house, you'll satisfy that sweet tooth with this peach of a design.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Show your Irish pride with this beautiful design. "Erin go Bragh" means "Ireland Forever!" Do you bleed green? Does the thought of a pint of Guinness make your mouth water? Do you have shamrocks on at least one piece of clothing? Then you need this in your life! Slainte!

The senior class of '77 should take heed of their older and wiser friend Wooderson's mantra, you just gotta keep livin, l-i-v-i-n. He's been working for the city for a few years. Got a little change in his pockets. He's got it all figured out.