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You just gotta keep livin'! L-I-V-I-N! Wooderson knows whats up. Enjoy this doodle-like design paying homage to one of the greatest movies (and soundtracks) ever!

"The Double Douche!" — Wade Garrett. The bar from Roadhouse realized on a shirt...with Wade's twist on pronunciation. Dalton cleaned up the bad element now it's ready for you to come and have a good time. Put this shirt on, grab a beer and enjoy some great live music with Cody and his band.

Americans! Freedom isn't free. Remember those who've sacrificed all to protect what we hold dear. Show your appreciation with this design that honors the fallen. Wear it proud!

Get it while you're young, baby! Who doesn't love those loveable old gals from Miami? Embrace your inner Sophia, and soon you'll be saying, "Picture it, Sicily, 1922!" Stay Golden!

Buckeye fans unite! Celebrate Coach Meyer's legacy. Urban will be missed.

CAVs playoff basketball is here! Show your love for...Love (Kevin), Lebron, and the rest of the team. Also, wear it proudly for the wonderful city of Cleveland! #GoCAVs

Alright. Alright. Alright. Wooderson is wise. He wouldn't steer you wrong. "You just gotta keep livin' man. El-eye-vee-eye-en!" He's got it all figured out! Where it as a mantra in a vintage soda label style. A nice throwback to simpler times.

Inktober 2019 submission. Day 7. Prompt: "Enchanted"

Inktober 2019 submission. Day6. Prompt: "Husky"

Poor Willam! Still trying to see this damn sailboat everybody has been talking about. He brought a lunch and a soda and he's not going to leave until he sees it!

Sláinte! (/SLAHN-che/) exclamation informal Gaelic for “health.” Commonly used as a drinking toast in Ireland and Scotland.

Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog!

Keep Away! I'm Social Distancing! Let this Danger Sign design be a warning to others.

Behold! All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children...and adults don costumes and run amuck! Now you can put a spell on everyone with this magical design. No hocus pocus needed. Embrace your inner Sanderson and run amuck! Amuck! Amuck!

Are you not even supposed to be at work today? Why not pass the time with some rooftop hockey?

Inktober 2019 submission. Day11. Prompt: "Snow"

Inktober 2019 submission. Day9. Prompt: "Swing"

In the shape of a crow..."People once believed that, when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right."

GI-Joe fans show your 80s kid, 'Merican pride with this patriotic design!

Is that Ice Ice Baby I hear? I hope you like to kick it because Prestige Worldwide, the first word in entertainment, is here with their first music act, Huff & Doback. Rock your next wine mixer with these sweet threads!

You're doomed! You're all Dooooomed! Better listen to the guy. Ralph might be a little crazy but he's right about "Camp Blood!" Ever since a little boy drowned there, Crystal Lake has had a death curse! Anyone who dares stay there is "Dooooomed!"

Inktober 2019 submission. Day15. Prompt: "Legend"

Inktober 2019 submission. Day5. Prompt: "Build"

Who's better equipped to handle your ghoulish grievances than a parapsychologist? Don't let his quirky humor fool you. When it comes to busting netherworld annoyances, he's all business. Spooks, specters and ghosts are toast!

He can't tell you his name. You're going to have to guess it. Don't worry, this is easy. Just say it once, say it twice, three times' a charm!

Pandemic? More like Pandemonium! Say what we're all thinking with this design.

Pandemic? Coronavirus got us more like Pandemonium! Say what we're all thinking with this design.

How's your production numbers? You don't want to be a lousy toymaker and disappoint the head elf...or Santa himself. Don't be a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. These etch-a-sketches aren't going to build themselves. After all, you really don't want to be on jack-in-the-box duty.

Proving you can milk anything with nipples...even cats!

Embrace your inner redneck in these troubled times and let people know to stay out yer way! Go on now! Git!

Another take on our "I Love CLE –veland Basketball!" design. We've been calling it, "deluxe." You can call it what you want, but it's just a simpler design with a distressed flair.

Kuzco believes in social distancing. The emperor doesn't want anyone in his personal space. Let this design be a warning to people and llamas alike.

We're all doing our part in these difficult times. Here's hoping all our sacrifices work as we ride it out alone together.

Have you checked your shitters lately? They might be full. Lucky the sewer is close by. You can just empty the chemical toilet in there. How convenient!

Wear this and let everyone know this is a No Touch Zone

Perfect design to warn others to keep their distance. Because even if there wasn't a global pandemic happening right now, you'd still want your space.