T-Shirts by Snark Central

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just because you ignore them

Tags: politics, humor, text, facts, snarky

facts won't go away T-Shirt

$22 $16

Since you won't listen to reason T-Shirt

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will you accept a lame excuse?

Tags: sarcasm, sarcastic, text, humor, reason

Since you won't listen to reason T-Shirt

$22 $16

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There are lots of things you can protest with this. I'm sorry I can't yet print it on underwear for you.

Tags: quarantine, facemask, political, social distancing, safety

I wear this under duress T-Shirt

$22 $16

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one in which it is safe to be unpopular

Tags: humor, text, sarcasm, sayings, politics

A free society is T-Shirt

$22 $16

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correction, is in your best interest

Tags: text, humor, political, censored, antisocial

censorship sucks T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I'm supposed to smell like this

Tags: antisocial, weird, surreal, bizarre, sarcasm

I'm not spoiled T-Shirt

$22 $16

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but, at least it's not boring

Tags: weirdling, antisocial, bored, bizarre, sarcastic

My life may be weird T-Shirt

$22 $16

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That means you don't have to hit me.

Tags: hippie, social issues, peaceful, humor, passive

I am a peaceful protester T-Shirt

$22 $16

Don't put your money where your mouth is T-Shirt

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That's unsanitary.

Tags: ew, surreal, money, text, humor

Don't put your money where your mouth is T-Shirt

$22 $16

Here we effing go again (white letters) T-Shirt

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Sometimes, you just gotta get out there

Tags: politics, demonstration, resistance, pissy, profanity

Here we effing go again (white letters) T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I thought we sorted this in the sixties.

Tags: rioting, resistance, protesting, politics, civil rights

and here we effing go again T-Shirt

$22 $16

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running my mouth and pushing my luck

Tags: luck, sarcasm, lazy, running, humor

I get enough exercise T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Much funnier than drunk with power

Tags: popcorn, snarky, watch this, dangerous, danger

Drunk with power tools T-Shirt

$22 $16

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customer service staple

Tags: text, sarcastic, sarcasm, antisocial, humor

Not you again... T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I mean... I was, but we broke up.

Tags: weird, humor, text, snark, sarcastic

I'm not effing stupid. T-Shirt

$22 $16

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has heard aaall about you.

Tags: therapist, weird, reputation, insult, quote

Someone's therapist T-Shirt

$22 $16

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but they have pills for that now

Tags: sarcasm, bizarre, weird, medicated, pills

I used to care T-Shirt

$22 $16

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can help

Tags: humor, text, idiots, stupid, snarky

Sometimes a little Brain Damage T-Shirt

$22 $16

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blood in my caffeine system

Tags: weird, sarcastic, blood, snark, sarcasm

There's too much T-Shirt

$22 $16

If I could get paid for sarcasm, T-Shirt

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I would be set for life.

Tags: cynical, cynic, snarky, sarcastic, set for life

If I could get paid for sarcasm, T-Shirt

$22 $16

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from someone who doesn't have do deal with the consequences. Like... don't take advice from me.

Tags: sarcastic, snark, snarky, cynical, text

Never take advice T-Shirt

$22 $16

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need your exact time of birth because there's a sucker born every minute

Tags: astrology, humor, cynical, debunking, sucker

Astrologers T-Shirt

$22 $16

Don't feed your cat anything that T-Shirt

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clashes with the carpet. You know why.

Tags: sarcastic, wisdom, pets, cynical, advice

Don't feed your cat anything that T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Be honest...

Tags: text, weird, humor, intelligence, sarcasm

Have you used your brain today? T-Shirt

$22 $16

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is my worst enema

Tags: enema, enemy, humor, mistake, text

autocorrect T-Shirt

$22 $16

Everybody wants to save the world T-Shirt

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nobody wants to take out the trash

Tags: wisdom, sarcasm, sarcastic, cynical, text

Everybody wants to save the world T-Shirt

$22 $16

Don't call my illness a "journey" T-Shirt

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unless you plan to take me on a cruise

Tags: humor, cancer, text, journey, wisdom

Don't call my illness a "journey" T-Shirt

$22 $16

I'm punching the next person who tells me T-Shirt

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"everything happens for a reason"

Tags: humor, text, glurge, cynic, smarmy

I'm punching the next person who tells me T-Shirt

$22 $16

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than with vinegar. Good thing I don't like flies.

Tags: cynical, mean, snark, antisocial, snarky

You catch more flies with honey T-Shirt

$22 $16

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isn't as easy as I make it look

Tags: text, awesomeness, quote, ego, saying

Being Awesome T-Shirt

$22 $16

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but only until about 9 pm

Tags: wild, text, humor, adult, grown up

born to be wild T-Shirt

$22 $16

Advanced Practitioner of Bitchcraft T-Shirt

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you have been warned.

Tags: bitchy, snarky, snide, cranky, cynical

Advanced Practitioner of Bitchcraft T-Shirt

$22 $16

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seems to have malfunctioned

Tags: butterflies, cute, text, snark, bad hair day

My beauty sleep T-Shirt

$22 $16

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your art is your art, it's fine and divine

Tags: never, self esteem, grunge, avant garde, weird

Never apologize for your Art T-Shirt

$22 $16

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that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Tags: advice, wisdom, malice, stupidity, humor

Never attribute to malice T-Shirt

$22 $16

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before it was cool

Tags: antisocial, cynical, snarky, sarcastic, bragging

I was social distancing T-Shirt

$22 $16

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