Kids T-Shirts by King Bedtime

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Go to sleep. He commands it!

Tags: astronaut, bedtime, fantasy, freaky, galaxy

King Bedtime Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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He loves you, and sends his condolences.

Tags: bear, heart, hospital, humor, illness

Beary Serious Condition Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Snap into it, first thing in the morning! Ooooooh YEAH!!!

Tags: bath robe, food, macho man, macho man randy savage, pro wrestling

Breakfast Slim Jim Kids T-Shirt

$20 $13

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Are you ready to be taught a new way?

Tags: pop art, andy warhol, montage, wanderlust, camp firewood

A New Way Kids T-Shirt

$20 $14

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I love it.

Tags: mouse, animal, pet, coloring book, retro

Cheese Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

The Almighty God Farewell Tour Kids T-Shirt

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Say hallelujah, one last time.

Tags: band, tour, god, rock, artificial intelligence

The Almighty God Farewell Tour Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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An a.i. generated interpretation of “pop art skull”

Tags: retro, colorful, horror, skulls, abstract

Pop Skull Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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A.I. generated logo for a restaurant called “The Last Pancake House on the Left.”

Tags: halloween, retro vintage aesthetic, custom, house, food

Last Pancake House Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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That's not where he's meant to live.

Tags: gator, pets, pet, crocodile, retro

Queer Pet Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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If you want me to turn water into wine, give me a ,”Hallelujah!”

Tags: jesus, parody, christianity, pro wrestling, steve austin

Stone Cold Jesus Christ Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Every last one!

Tags: law enforcement, acab, cop, 1312, police officer

Cops Are Cowards Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Fit for a phantom.

Tags: theater mask, theater geek, actor, vintage, retro

Mask Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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The biggest show to ever take place at Perth Amboy High School, probably.

Tags: hulkamania, macho man, wwe, wrestling, wcw

Perth Amboy High School Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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USA! USA! USA!

Tags: 2nd amendment, american, american flag, crab, crabs

Americrab Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Don’t cross him!

Tags: guns, gun, gun rights, 2nd amendment, crabs

Feelin’ Crabby Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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RAT!!

Tags: animal, animals, black plague, faded, mouse

Rat Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Quacks McGavin’s the name!

Tags: animal, detective, duck apparel, duck in hat, duck lover

Ducktective Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Check your blood sugar. Check it often.

Tags: diabetus, meme, retro, insulin, wilford brimley

Diabetes Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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They catch your clothes on fire.

Tags: coloring sheets, safety, children, childrens illustration, signs

Bad Fires Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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They catch your clothes on fire.

Tags: children, signs, coloring, coloring book, childrens illustration

Bad Fires Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Hey, Ma! Get off the dang roof!

Tags: hillbilly, slack jawed, yokel, hill folk, moonshine

Cletus Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Feel like a big strong man by beating up a kid.

Tags: improv, podcast, martial arts, karate, teachers

Courate Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Make others who see you in this shirt ask why they were born.

Tags: marge, homer, homer simpson, news, kent brockman

Oops Patrol Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Everything’s gonna be alright, Satan.

Tags: love, demon, hugs, satan, hug

Sad Devil Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Way to go, you ass! This is why no one invites you places, Steven!

Tags: blame, blaming, blaming others, everyone, ruin

Thanks, Steven! Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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He’s a sloth, man.

Tags: sloths, sloth lovers, nap, kids, animal

Slothman Kids T-Shirt

$20 $14

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What the hell is that?

Tags: bart, bbq, cartoons, grill, grilling

Le Grille Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Meet your new brother, Hans Moleman.

Tags: 90s, bart, cowabunga, cowabunga dudes, dude

Rad Moleman Kids T-Shirt

$20 $14

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I woke up there once. Seemed nice.

Tags: simpsons meme, sleep eazy, sleazy, motel, patty and selma

Sleep-Eazy Motel Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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Am I not patriotic enough for the Turtle Club?

Tags: pistachio, turtle club, turtle, dana carvey, master of disguise

Master of Disguise 9/11 Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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YOU’RE gay for Moleman!

Tags: gay, simpsons, homer, springfield, hans moleman

No One’s Gay For Moleman Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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It stays where you put it!

Tags: improv, comedy, comedy podcast, big grande, podcast

The Beef Diaper Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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No bible stories for you tonight!

Tags: simpsons quotes, simpsons meme, vegetables, homer, ned flanders

Damn Vegetables Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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He’s GETTING good at driving.

Tags: big grande, limo, comedy, podcasting, podcast

Crazy Limousines Kids T-Shirt

$20 $14

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Guinness came screeching to a halt!

Tags: van, guinness, world record, podcast, big grande

Guinness Is Back! Kids T-Shirt

$20 $14

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It's not grass.

Tags: podcasting, comedy, big grande, podcast, improv comedy

Cravy Hair Kids T-Shirt

$18 $13

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