King Bedtime

It's a chicken

Not every Irish person wants to be kissed.

What's that sound? Why music, my dear boy!

A fascinating quote from one of the greatest to ever share the silver screen.

Is there a tornado coming? Well, hop inside your good pal, Sammy, or face the cold, harsh reality of death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to that sweet cactus.

Mr. Tooth Pain is here to ruin the day!

Does your dad smell good? Is it because he's the Old Spice Guy? Here you go,

My Little Pony meets metal. Because that's something that someone has probably asked for, for whatever god awful reason.

Let everyone know that they shouldn't offer you spicy food, but in a fun, festive way.