King Bedtime

Learn to get your damn kite up there!

Show your bro how much you appreciate his rad tits.

The manager there is a dick.

If you want the son of god to save you from your sins, give me a, "Hell yeah!"

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Show your love for a wide woman.

That guy's giving it away for free.

Please don't tell anyone how I live.

Face

Oh, that Gilly!

Howdy, partner! Welcome to Massachusetts! Don't let a rattler bite ya!

No one's cooler than Vape Dad!

I've been a bad snake.

Thirsty, anyone?

Hell yeah! Check out this pig!

Show everyone your love for "Mr. Hollywood" himself, Tom Cruise!

Jar Jar Binks believes it's every mans right to bare arms.

Living in a handyman's dream.

What time is it? It's cabbage time, baby!

The perfect shirt for either fans of Jon Hamm, or the professional actor himself.

The perfect shirt for all the big, spicy dads out there.

Come on down to where the hens are always clucking.

The perfect shirt for church picnics.

Who wants some coffee and a Batista bomb?

Bees. They know what they're doing.

Satan is one cool customer

Put on your boogie shoes, because disco is back, you moron!

Show off your love of fine cross stitch art.

No one knows where he got the cocaine, but it's changed his, and all our lives, for the better.

It's important to keep up with the scripture.

He's the king of the court.

"My neighbor went to Las Vegas and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! (I'm sorry. That's not fair. It's a fine shirt. I guess I'm just confused. I don't know my neighbor very well. I've only lived in the neighborhood a month. What does he think our relationship is? Am I supposed to get him a gift? Things have just been so hard since my wife left.)"

Butters is a dog.

He's having a bad time, man.

Learn to fly a kite at Fat Gary's Kite School!

They truly are man's best friend, when it comes to birds.