Everything casts a shadow, but not everything casts light.

A robot that assimilates the parts of fallen enemies? Where have I heard that story before?

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Every book is a new jungle to explore.

It's just about nature's naptime.

A feast you can be thankful for year round. Unless the dice gods don't favor you.

Take a journey to a better time. A time you probably don't remember as well as you think. It was better though....probably.

It seems you have an advantage...

Some say the taste map isn't real. Others say Ron Swanson isn't real. THEY'RE NOT REAL!

We all mkae msitakes smoetmies.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

If you're reading this description, your internet is fine.

Hang out, blow your mind, have yourself a gas...

There is only one true cosmic ruler in this universe, and he'll lure you in with his fluffy belly, but don't you dare try to pet it...

A cold, hard look at the descent into madness.

The first in my Hitchcock series "The Psychology of Fear".

Pardonne-moi...

It's the second part that always gets me.

It's fine until it isn't, but by then it's too late so we say it is anyway. But hey, that's fine.

A visit by ancient aliens, etched in stone, lost to time...

An ancient myth for modern times...or is it a modern myth for ancient times?

Save the bees, save landscapes like these.

Even the biggest creatures can fly.

Through the right lens, some things look further away than they are. Consider things from all perspectives.

Cheers to another fine day!

Always keep a keen eye out for luck.

The king has croaked! Long live the king!

The humming bird is the only bird that can move in reverse, which makes them excellent DJs capable of playing that beat backwards.

It's time to shake things up in the Land of Ooo.

Part of my "Negative (but positive) Space" character series for Steven Universe.

It came from the Nightosphere! The second in a series of kingdom/territory crests for Adventure Time and the Land of Ooo.

From where dost thou hail, fair adventurer? The first in a series of kingdom/territory crests for Adventure Time and the Land of Ooo.

Some people have personalities that are hard to contain.

Throw yourself into your work.

A new, killer, all purpose-tool! Try yours today. You won't be able to separate yourself from it.

Home of the first frying pan.