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Not To Brag But I Don't Need Alcohol To Make Really Bad Decisions. Kids Hoodie

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Not To Brag But I Don't Need Alcohol To Make Really Bad Decisions.

Tags: drink, bad choices, funnytee, drinking, beer

Not To Brag But I Don't Need Alcohol To Make Really Bad Decisions. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Staying Positive That It Will All Go Horribly Wrong. Kids Hoodie

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Staying Positive That It Will All Go Horribly Wrong.

Tags: self deprecating, pessimistic, horribly wrong, funnytee, elon musk

Staying Positive That It Will All Go Horribly Wrong. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I’m Not Arrogant, I’m Just Better Than You. Kids Hoodie

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I’m Not Arrogant, I’m Just Better Than You.

Tags: self confidence, self love, sarcasm, arrogance, conceited

I’m Not Arrogant, I’m Just Better Than You. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Used To Be Arrogant, But Now I’m Perfect. Kids Hoodie

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I Used To Be Arrogant, But Now I’m Perfect.

Tags: funnytee, empowerment, perfectionism, sarcasm, perfect

I Used To Be Arrogant, But Now I’m Perfect. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

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Whatever.

Tags: sarcasm, who cares, i dont care, dont care, humor

Whatever. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

It's Called Karma And It's Pronounced Ha Ha Ha! Kids Hoodie

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It's Called Karma And It's Pronounced Ha Ha Ha!

Tags: buddhism, funnytee, karma yoga, zen, funny

It's Called Karma And It's Pronounced Ha Ha Ha! Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

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Me? Sarcastic? Never!

Tags: sarcastic, never, sarcasm, rude, humor

Me? Sarcastic? Never! Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone. Kids Hoodie

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It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone.

Tags: dont bother me, antisocial, shy, humor, sarcasm

It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

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Thanks! I Hate It.

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, passive aggressive, i hate it, salty

Thanks! I Hate It. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Single And Ready To Get Real Awkward Around Anybody I Find Attractive. Kids Hoodie

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Single And Ready To Get Real Awkward Around Anybody I Find Attractive.

Tags: single life, funnytee, awkwardness, attractive, introvert

Single And Ready To Get Real Awkward Around Anybody I Find Attractive. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, Or Won’t Text Me Back. Kids Hoodie

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Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, Or Won’t Text Me Back.

Tags: self deprecation, expensive, self deprecating humor, humor, funnytee

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, Or Won’t Text Me Back. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Expect Nothing And You Will Never Be Disappointed. Kids Hoodie

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Expect Nothing And You Will Never Be Disappointed.

Tags: expect, pessimistic, expect nothing, optimistic, disappointed

Expect Nothing And You Will Never Be Disappointed. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment? Kids Hoodie

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Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?

Tags: sarcasm lover, funnytee, humor, sarcastic quote, funny sarcasm

Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment? Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don’t Understand A Single Word Of What I Am Saying. Kids Hoodie

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I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don’t Understand A Single Word Of What I Am Saying.

Tags: empowered, sarcastic, self confidence, empowerment, narcissism

I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don’t Understand A Single Word Of What I Am Saying. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Feel Like I Am Waiting For Something That Is Never Going To Happen. Kids Hoodie

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I Feel Like I Am Waiting For Something That Is Never Going To Happen.

Tags: pessimistic sarcasm, patience, wait, dark humour, adulting is overrated

I Feel Like I Am Waiting For Something That Is Never Going To Happen. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Then Getting Hit By An Airplane. Kids Hoodie

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Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Then Getting Hit By An Airplane.

Tags: humor, adult, i cant adult today, adulting is hard, funnytee

Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Then Getting Hit By An Airplane. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I’m Just Here For The Drama. Kids Hoodie

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I’m Just Here For The Drama.

Tags: funnytee, sarcasm, sarcastic, drama queen, dramatic

I’m Just Here For The Drama. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

The 13th Floor Elevators - psychedelic rock band Kids Hoodie

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The 13th Floor Elevators were an American rock band from Austin, Texas, United States from 1965 to 1969. The Elevators were the first band to refer to their music as psychedelic rock, with the first-known use of the term appearing on their business card in January 1966.

Tags: retro, rock, psychedelic, trippy, band

The 13th Floor Elevators - psychedelic rock band Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Have No Idea What I Am Doing. Kids Hoodie

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I Have No Idea What I Am Doing.

Tags: 90s movies, funny, humor, clueless, no idea

I Have No Idea What I Am Doing. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Sarcasm Is One Of The Services I Offer. Kids Hoodie

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Sarcasm Is One Of The Services I Offer.

Tags: funnytee, sarcasm lover, sarcastic comment, humor, sarcastic

Sarcasm Is One Of The Services I Offer. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

There’s No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine The First Time. Kids Hoodie

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There’s No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine The First Time.

Tags: arrogant, antisocial, anti social, introverted, humor

There’s No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine The First Time. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Can Not Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk. Kids Hoodie

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I Can Not Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk.

Tags: responsibility, introverted, sarcastic, introvert, arrogant

I Can Not Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time. Kids Hoodie

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My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time.

Tags: death, self deprecating, dark humour, humor, self deprecation

My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Some People are literally the Monday of my life. Kids Hoodie

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Some People are literally the Monday of my life.

Tags: mondays, antisocial, sarcasm, i hate mondays, funnytee

Some People are literally the Monday of my life. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I’m Busy Right Now, Can I Ignore You Some Other Time? Kids Hoodie

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I’m Busy Right Now, Can I Ignore You Some Other Time?

Tags: introverted, funnytee, antisocial, arrogant, anti social

I’m Busy Right Now, Can I Ignore You Some Other Time? Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode Kids Hoodie

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I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode

Tags: sarcasm, energy saving mode, witty saying, sloth life, sloth

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

People That Reply With Sarcasm To My Sarcasm Are My Favorite. Kids Hoodie

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People That Reply With Sarcasm To My Sarcasm Are My Favorite.

Tags: sarcastic sayings, funnytee, sarcastic, humor

People That Reply With Sarcasm To My Sarcasm Are My Favorite. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking. Kids Hoodie

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Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking.

Tags: introvert, antisocial, introverted, sarcastic, funny quote

Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

My Life Feels Like A Test I Didn't Study For. Kids Hoodie

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My Life Feels Like A Test I Didn't Study For.

Tags: self deprecation, humor, sarcasm, funny, introvert

My Life Feels Like A Test I Didn't Study For. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Am Under Construction. Thank You For Your Patience. Kids Hoodie

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I Am Under Construction. Thank You For Your Patience.

Tags: self improvement, inspirational, self love, growth mindset, positive thinking

I Am Under Construction. Thank You For Your Patience. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence. Kids Hoodie

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I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence.

Tags: introverted, introvert, introverts unite, sarcasm, narcissist

I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Be Happy. It Drives People Crazy. Kids Hoodie

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Be Happy. It Drives People Crazy.

Tags: happy, typography, inspiration, positive, motivational words

Be Happy. It Drives People Crazy. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Would Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong. Kids Hoodie

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I Would Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong.

Tags: always right, sarcasm, narcissist, sarcastic, empowerment

I Would Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To. Kids Hoodie

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I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To.

Tags: sarcasm, anti social, lazy, motivational words, narcissism

I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

Going outside is highly overrated. Kids Hoodie

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Going outside is highly overrated.

Tags: travel, social distancing, introverted, outside, sarcasm

Going outside is highly overrated. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

This Meeting Could Have Been An Email. Kids Hoodie

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This Meeting Could Have Been An Email.

Tags: meetings, sarcasm, job, funnytee, meeting

This Meeting Could Have Been An Email. Kids Hoodie

$36 $30

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