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In the future, there was never a question whether queers were allowed to serve in Star Fleet. The only thing that mattered was that you believed in the mission of Star Fleet and would uphold its values and follow the Prime Directive.

Tags: pride, federation, gay-rights, lgbt, glbt

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You’ve seen all those fish symbols. Cars, jewelry, signs on stores. Usually, those who display them will discriminate against queer folk. So, let them know how you like YOUR fish – in sushi!

Tags: christian, humor, funny, fish, dead-fish

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True, New York is more than just the City, and there are queer folk all over the state, just in a much higher concentration in NYC. New York has a lot to be proud of. It was the epicenter of the spark which began the modern gay rights movement: The Stonewall Inn. Then you have Broadway - every gay loves a showtune, right?

Tags: stonewall, new-york-city, nyc, trans, transgender

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Let people know you can be proud of your country, and of being American, even if you feel disgraced, disgruntled, or disgusted by those running our country. "I am brave, I am bruised I am who I'm meant to be, THIS IS ME Look out 'cause here I come And I'm marching on to the beat I drum I'm not scared to be seen I make no apologies THIS IS ME!" -- Keala Settle, 'This is Me' - The Greatest Showman

Tags: gender-fluid, intersex, transgender, bisexual, lesbian

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Throw off your trump-loving family, friends, and neighbors with this fun design. Or just come out to Republicans who think you are one of them. Either way, make MAGA taste the rainbow.

Tags: karen-walker, grace, will, trump, anti-trump

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We all love the curmudgeonly Doctor. No, the other one. The one on the space ship. No the other space ship. The ship with photon torpedoes and transporters. The ship that isn't a blue police box. Yes, THAT Doctor. You'd never expect him to be confused with the /other/ Doctor, but hey - he's a McCoy, and a McCoy has been The Doctor before. You have to wonder which came first - Leonard or Sylvester. Anywho… Get it? Who? Oh, never mind.

Tags: box, blue, humor, funny, mccoy

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Louisiana. A red state so red it has every possible shade of red. From the red shells of boiled crawfish to the red beans with rice. But in that mix are some blues - and not just the musical kind. Cajun, Creole, Coon-ass queers. Proud not only of who they are, but also of the colorful history they were born into.

Tags: gumbo, crawfish, pride, gay-pride, new-orleans

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Texas may be a red state, but we prefer it - and every other state in this country - to be rainbow state. Show off your pride in being a queer Texan! We're putting this against a blue background, just to show Texas isn't all red.

Tags: gay-pride, transgender, bisexual, lesbian, texas

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Trump's Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has been given seven words which it is no longer allowed to use. All seven of these words are crucial to the work the CDC does for this country. But hidden in those words are seven letters which tell us what WE must do. Resist.

Tags: censorship, censored, forbidden, ban, seven-words

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Queer men and women have always been a part of this country, even if they couldn't be open about it. Celebrate with pride our freedom to be who we know we are. We're still here. We're still queer. About time this nation got the message.

Tags: old-glory, red-white-and-blue, american-flag, gay-pride-flag, pride-flag

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We've all seen (and laughed at) those "Slow children at play" signs. Well, in Sasquatch country, slow children are more likely to fall victim to Bigfoot. A great way to encourage your kids to exercise and run laps. Just to make sure they get away, while the neighbor kids become prey.

Tags: prey, kids, children, yellow-sign, warning-sign

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The gay community of the 60s and 70s had Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland) to be a friend of. The 80s and 90s had Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur). But what of the younger generation? The 00s and 10s? The new millennials? Well, they have Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), a shortened form of Dorothy. And this time, Dor(oth)y is one of us!

Tags: gay-community, gay-slogans, gay-pride, lgbt, glbt

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Let people know the Gaydar is strong in you. That in one look, you know. Even if you don't have a finely attuned "sixth sense" about who's queer, at least they'll know you are! This design is based on the face of Divine, the demi-goddess of queerdom. Or just the drag mother of raunch. Since the most-recognized photo of her was in that slimming (ha!) red dress, we chose that as the default color. Feel free to choose whatever color tickles your fancy.

Tags: eyes, divine, divine-john-waters, rainbow, haley-joel-osment

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A funny (or punny) variant to the old “I went to ______ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”. You certainly wouldn’t expect to get anything holy in hell, but something filled with holes is certainly likely. This is a great gift for a friend - or for yourself! Way better than a handbasket.

Tags: handbasket, fire, awesome-gift, burn-in-hell, burn

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This is from a photograph taken at il Duomo di Firenze (Cattedrale di Santa Maria del Fiore). This statue is above and to the left of the main door to the cathedral. It is of Pope Celestine I. Why he’s depicted with his middle finger extended is unknown. Maybe it’s to ward of pigeons (“shoot the bird”), or perhaps it’s making a statement. Our interpretation is it’s his (and thus, the Catholic Church’s) attitude toward everybody. A bold way to tell people to go F*** themselves.

Tags: you, vatican, middle-finger, santa-maria-del-fiore, il-duomo

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This fun design parodies the Salvation Army, known for being extremely anti-gay. The basic shield in a calming blue, rather than the angry red, stands out during the holiday season. With the addition of just one letter, salvation becomes a lustful drool of saliva. We suggest a triangle instead of a bell. Or maybe a tambourine. The daring types might want to carry wind chimes to drown out the nasty bell ringers.

Tags: silly, funny, humor, homophobe, lgbt

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An all-too-easy pun, but not so easy to put into pictures. Merging Dolly Parton’s body with a llama, and standing her(?) in front of a Tibetan Buddhist monastery took planning and patience. Not sure the Dalai Lama would find this funny…

Tags: dolly-parton, dalai-lama, free-tibet, humor, pun

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When you’ve got to go, you’ve gotta go. Even Daleks, Cybermen, and Weeping Angels have to do it. But when the only unoccupied port-a-potty looks a bit TOO familiar… well, what do you do? You can imagine what the Dalek and Cyberman might say, but the Weeping Angel covers her eyes - she’d rather not watch what happens.

Tags: whovian, sci-fi, tv

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Valentine’s Day. Anniversary. Birthday. Give him a gift that says “I Love You”. Sure it’s cheesy. Love should make you laugh. Make your heart flutter. Even if you aren’t married, let that special man in your life know how you feel.

Tags: underwear, boxers, briefs, heart, vday

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Are you the odd person out in your family? The one people talk about in whispers and give you side glances? Show them you don’t care what they think about you, and that you’re proud of who you are. You are the pinkest sheep. Hello!

Tags: absolutely-fabulous, black-sheep, pink-sheep, humor, outcast

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What queer hasn’t seen ‘Mommy Dearest’? Probably the ones still hiding in the closet. Well, Harvey Milk’s message was heard loud and clear, and Joan Crawford wants you to know that the closet is no place for a queer - unless they are popping in to grab something fabulous to wear. Just keep that door open, and remember, no. wire. hangers. Ever!

Tags: wire-hangers, joan-crawford, mommy-dearest, closet, glbt

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The dreaded Kobayashi Maru test, the ultimate no-win scenario. It’s not about winning, it’s about how well you handle the situation knowing you’ll fail. One man passed the test (though he cheated), and got command of a starship. After that, anybody who managed to win the no-win scenario got a booby prize. Sometimes, even life in the Federation isn’t fair. Just be glad you didn’t get a year supply of Rice-a-Roni.

Tags: kobayashi-maru, star-trek, test, passed, cheat

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We are born this way, even if sometimes who we are on the inside doesn’t match our outsides. Continuing with TECHNOQueer’s use of nature to invoke pride in one’s self, we proudly offer this unique and original interpretation of transgender pride.

Tags: nature, leaf, pride, trans, transgender

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We all know that person. You know, the one so gay that they bleed rainbow colors. So gay that they’ve never been in the closet – unless it was to get their Dolce, Prada, Gucci, or Armani outfits and shoes. So gay, when they open their mouth, a Louis Vuitton purse falls out. Hell, it might even be you!

Tags: lucky-charms, gay, queer, funny, leprechaun

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The Doctor’s ultimate - and first - true enemy. Bad-ass enough to drive him to destroy them all AND the other Time Lords. Odd that they are harder to get rid of than cockroaches, and look like (and sound) like a can of RAID bug spray…

Tags: whovian, sci-fi, tv, the-daleks, doctor-who

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A parody of a Donald Trump campaign poster, featuring Queen Elizabeth II promising to make America Great (Britain) again. Certainly a better option than Trump’s idea of making America great. Lizzy never cared for the upstart colonists. Now that she sees how poorly they have run the colony, it is time to bring them back into the British Imperial fold.

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Who says Star Wars fans can’t deal with a good pun? Okay, maybe that blaster and light saber aimed at my throat. But the power of the farce is strong in me. Somebody want to lend me a Han? Just one would be fine.

Tags: star-wars, pun, humor, joke, ron-howard

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After the celebration on Endor, and the fatty foods the Ewoks served, it became obvious that the flatulence would never end. While the Wookie didn’t mind, that stuck-up Princess was ready to shove a light saber up her ass to put a stop to it all. But wise old Yoda just sat and rocked on the waves of gas, knowing they would never end. Hang ten, dude, and surf on.

Tags: the-force, may-the-force-be-with-you, jedi, yoda, luke-skywalker

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While the older queers have Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland), the younger generations have their own Dorothy to idolize. She’s tough, stands up for herself and others, and has a snarky bite. Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur) from ‘Designing Women’ is who every gay boy hopes to grow up to be. As if they could ever have a deep voice like hers.

Tags: gay-diva, friend-of-dorothy, bea-arthur, dorthy-zbornak, diva

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Face it. Not everybody can be a unicorn. But you can still stand out from the herd with this brightly-colored rainbow-hued zebra print.

Tags: zebra, rainbow, stripes, gay, queer

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Queer folk aren’t just myths, legends, or divas. Some actually write books that people of all sorts read. These are a sampling of these authors, each represented by one of their most well-known works. If you’ve read some of them – great! Read more. Or better yet, write something that will make you a recognized queer author!

Tags: writers, queer, gay, glbt, lgbt

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Ah, the indomitable Professor River Song. How can you be calm when she’s like the rapids before the water fall? The match in the powder keg. The storm before the hurricane. But two words, and you know everything is about to get a lot bumpier. And that you’ll enjoy every minute of the adventure.

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The Eleventh Doctor. Or was he the thirteenth? If you count the War Doctor (which apparently nobody does), and the Tenth Doctor’s regeneration back to himself (again, which apparently nobody does), then he would represent the lucky thirteen. Maybe. Regardless, Eleven certainly gave a new meaning to ‘A madman with a box.’

Tags: doctor-who, 11th-hour, geronimo, mad-man-with-a-box, tardis

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In the original Star Trek, people quickly noticed that any time a new character wearing a red shirt went down to a planet as part of the away team, most of the time, they died. It became a running joke for fans. Fortunately for you, this isn’t Star Trek.

Tags: away-team, red, star-trek, geek, humor

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Judy Garland. Diva and gay icon. Her portrayal of Dorothy in The Wizard of OZ won more than just the hearts of queers; she won their gratitude and dedication. Because so many gays associated OZ with a better world, where they saw her as a beacon to that far off land. A land of TechnoColor, emeralds, witches (and green-faced bitches), and just plain fabulousness. Judy’s death may have been a trigger for the infamous Stonewall Riots, considered by many to be the start of the modern gay rights movement.

Tags: wizard-of-oz, dorothy-gale, friend-of-dorothy, gay-icon, diva

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For beings that considers themselves Human 2.0, they sure have a one-track (and one-syllable) mind. Somebody should ConTRol these ALTernate “humans” and DELete them from the galaxy. Or at least, reboot them…

Tags: whovian, sci-fi, tv

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