Weird Lines

When your plants and pets need you to mush, or maybe you just need a good excuse to not do something,

Good bye madafakas, fun space cat with a fun saying. Later people we will see that cat on Mars.

Are you a squid trying to be a people? Maybe you just don't know how to tell your friends, well this is for you then. This is my Human costume, I'm really a Squid.

A subtle way to let everyone know that they should stay in your good side. Not that duck, duck, tape doesn't sound found. The implications are there.

Cute programmer joke, beep boop beep. Don't worry we can fix your computer, even if you don't understand everything we say

Funny golfing quote, every golfer out there knows that is what we are doing by the 18th hole. So lets get drunk and drive golf carts.

One cool roster, and he is letting you know that he know where your eyes are.

Fun and sarcastic shirt. Sorry not sorry with a twist have a laugh with this great design.

Creepy cute voodoo doll, maybe this is your way of warn others to watch there step around you. Karma can wait for ever right.

You have to have this shirt, ghost wont attack you if you have on orange. NOT REALLY. But this is still a fun way to show your love for your scary past time.

Sexy anime girl, 100% waifu. A fun shirt for all the anime nerds out there.

An art like skeleton shows how important coffee is to ones existence. We all love coffee

Loading fart joke, haha farts are funny so lets just put it out there for everyone.

Loading dad joke please stand by, we all know that one is just around the bend. Pick this up to warn everyone.

Please stand by, loading attitude. Funny way to make sure that people know you might have an attitude.

Got a new baby on the way? Show it off with this bright and fun shirt, loading baby,

Loading bar 2022 for the new mom. Its a must have for all new moms. Bright and fun way to show that you have a little one on the way.

Future dads this is a must have, no better way to tell the world to get ready. Dad loading bar 2022

For the aunt to be in 2022, sister or who ever as long as they fit the role. We all know that they can be just as excited, or maybe your the aunt and want something cool.

For that uncle to be that is as excited as you. Bright and funny for the best uncle ever

I lift heavy things, we all know someone that is really only good for one thing. Why not make everyone chuckle.

A cute little zombie trying to catch his unicorn, that's right even zombies have problems. zombie unicorns got to have fun and run

Just one buff purple unicorn, unicorns are not all just cute fluffy magical beings. This guy works out, maybe a little to much.

Not all unicorns are cute, a funny way to share the power of unicorns. Not just your regular unicorn but still. Purple unicorn with huge muscles ready for anything.

Everyone wants to be a wolf, not everyone is willing to get there hands dirty. A family friendly version of a favorite here "Wolf S#!$" have fun with these shirts and show your wolf pack pride.

Everyone wants to be a wolf, not everyone is willing to get there hands dirty. A family friendly version of a favorite here "Wolf S#!$" have fun with these shirts and show your wolf pack pride.

Ever wounder what it would look like if an owl turned into our favorite super strong, super green, super friend. Well here it is introducing for the first time The Hoolk

Its time to stand up as a pack and do what needs done. There are to many people pushing other around because they can, well us wolves wont take that

Everyone wants to be a lion, until its time to do lion shit. This is just saying that not everyone is as hungry as they say they are, say what you mean and mean what you say

Everyone wants to be a lion or have the heart of a lion, but not everyone is ready to stand up when the time comes

Everyone wants to be a lion until its time to do lion stuff. Some times if your the only one who can stand up you need to and that's what being a lion is.

Every one wants to be a wolf, until its time to get your hands dirty. Some of use will stand up for our selves and others those are the ones with the true heart of a wolf.

Not ready to deal with people, here is the shirt for you.

Damn right I'm a nerd, Not Even Remotely Dorky. Funny nerd shirt for almost everyone

Just a funny nerdy thing to say. Because we are all a little nerdy

A Legendary Headmaster has retired, a bight and fun way to let that Headmaster on his way out that you will remember him.