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You let me know when you figure it out.

For the gibbon who might gib two fucks.

Live, laugh, love? Nah. Too basic. Live, laugh, lobotomy is more like it! Live life to its fullest with glazed over eyes and drool running down your chin!

Try as you might, you know what wins in the end!

You finally found them. The perfect vegan donuts. Now it's till death do you part cuz you're eating these things EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

The cat coat of arms complete with the cat's motto: "nap long, nap strong."

Admit it. You love carbs. You're fueled by carbs. You get to carbing it up every chance to get because ... yummy carbs ... *drools*. You might even call yourself ... carbin' based. This shirt is for you.

Yep. You totally hugged your dog before leaving the house. And you don't care if the world knows.

You hugged your cat before leaving the house. And you don't really care if the world knows.

If you were x-rayed, this is basically what people would see. BECAUSE PIZZA AND DONUTS ARE LIFE AND ARE MADE OF CARBS. DELICIOUS, LIFE-AFFIRMING CARBS, I SAY!

A tea-shirt for Chai lovers.

From the full donut to the last bite, these are the phases of the donut.

Because you love the way it tastes, but hate how messy and tiresome eating it can be.

The amount of fucks this gibbon gives? Zero.

I love Pluto, I Heart Pluto

The fur flew in the battle of Sheddysburg. There were no winners.

I Heart Pluto! Pluto Heart, Heart of Pluto, New Horizons

The perfect gift for the gibbon who has no more f*cks to gib!

With Summer coming, the fur will fly. Commemorate the struggle to brush away all of your cat's shedding fur with this shirt.

Just a gibbon, who gives no fucks. Some might even call him a ... no fucks gibbon.

The fur flew at the battle of Sheddysburg ... This shirt is perfect for guardians of white floofy cats!

Beware burglars! Beware birds! Neighborhood Watch Cat is ... watching. And probably doing little else.

Work hard, play hard? Maybe this isn't the shirt for you.

The cat decided to help open some presents! Meowy Christmas!