Valentina Merch

Where were you in 2002? Probably not wearing this sweet reproduction of the self-titled band's first album that Music Shines magazine declared, "the death knell of good taste" and "finally pulled the plug on punk rock's life support." Show your love for frontman Max Daiquiri and help him pay those alimony payments in this late to the game tribute to some of rock and roll's least prescient alumni.

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Whether you're about ride him like a cowboy, pick up the check, or explain to several high strung state troopers why you're speeding away from the scene of a massacre with two teenagers in your pickup, don't you think you'd look better doing it wearing a T-shirt from your favorite webcomic, Starfall?