Waterbear Merch

They're microscopic, they're adaptable, and no matter how hard you try, they're gonna get back up. YOU CAN DO IT TOO!

A cute fat purple waterbear and a little blue tabby cat.

A cute sloth and a little green waterbear.

A cute blue waterbear and a striped orange tabby cat.

A cute waterbear with an orange citrus fruit.

A cute green waterbear riding on a red and white rocket ship.

A cute fat waterbear.

A cute waterbear with a peach fruit.

A cute green alien and a chubby purple waterbear.

A cute green yellow waterbear with a lemon.

A cute chubby purple waterbear.

A cute purple waterbear with grapes.

A cute chubby green waterbear.

A cute green waterbear on top of a purple saturn planet.

A cute fat playful waterbear flopped over on its back.

A cute little purple waterbear riding on top of a UFO.

A cute chubby blue waterbear sitting on a crescent moon.

A cute sticker design with a blue purple waterbear with a tiny yellow star on its back.

A cute chubby blue waterbear.

A cute chubby pink waterbear wearing a flower on its head.

A cute chubby green waterbear wearing a flower crown.

A cute light blue waterbear with a tiny crescent moon.

Water Bear Don't Care is a core slogan of Water Bear Lair where we support your right to exist for as long as you want to. Water Bear Lair is a survival blog where readers learn how to survive everything from basic cuts and scrapes to existential threats. If you support longevity, life-extension, cryonics, transhumanism, or even just survival, then this design is for you. Your purchase helps support your right to exist for as long as you want to.

Tardigrade!

Grurple tartigrade life

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A cute light blue water bear or moss pig with a halo and white angel wings.

A cute pinkish water bear with a red apple on top of it.

A cute yellow waterbear with a banana.

Neon waterbear don't care

A cute little sloth riding on top of a chubby waterbear or moospig.

Cute and funny science design, featuring a tardigrade with sunglasses, makes a great gift idea for microbiologists, scientists, biologists, geeks and science teachers or students.

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Introducing Electric Tardigrade's iconic tee-shirt, featuring a truly unique design that blends science and the celestial. Behold the "Biblically Accurate Tardigrade" tee, where the resilient tardigrade, known for its extreme survival abilities, takes on an otherworldly transformation. With majestic angel wings and all-seeing eyeballs, this design symbolizes the tiny yet mighty creature's remarkable adaptability and the infinite possibilities of the universe. Embrace the fusion of science and spirituality with this one-of-a-kind tee, a must-have for EDM fans and science enthusiasts alike.

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Cute and funny science design, featuring a tardigrade with sunglasses, makes a great gift idea for microbiologists, scientists, biologists, geeks and science teachers or students.