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Ignorance may be easy, but is neither blissful nor recommended

A tee-shirt of passive resistance.

Slavoj Zizek I would prefer not to.

Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Hilarious Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.

funny sarcastic rating design

Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Funny Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.

People, One Star, Total Nightmare, Would Not Recommend

2020 Would Not Recommend

Add some fun to your life with this funny year 2020 rating design or give it as the perfect gift! 2020 would not recommend

Adulting would not recommend

Adulting, one out of five stars, would no recommend. This design is the perfect way to show how you feel about adult life. Pick one up today or give one as the gift.

Adulting rated meh.

funny sarcastic rating design

2020 Would Not Recommend

WWJD? ... not THAT

If we left reviews for life experiences then I think all introverts could all agree that people would get this: half a star "awful, would not recommend.

People Not A Big Fan, Funny Introvert Life.

Would Not Recommend 2020,One Star ,Very Bad

2020 would not recommend

Would Not Recommend 2020,One Star ,Very Bad

Friends font-based design fitting for adults who don't like adulting. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also doesn't like adulting. Design is also fitting for International Day of Older Persons (October 1st).

I Hate People

Adulting would not recommend - Vintage Edition

Would you like to try next? Absolutely I would not.

A beautiful and super cute unicorn on a sprinkled jelly donut and wearing a wide smile! Nothing can be more uplifting in life than a good vibe unicorn! This design would make a great gift, whether it be a t shirt, greeting card, kids' clothing or a sticker!

would not recommend relieving 2020

A beautiful and super cute unicorn just galloping around with an attitude saying "im not weird im a unicorn!" Nothing can be more uplifting in life than a good vibe unicorn! This design would make a great gift, whether it be a t shirt, greeting card, kids' clothing or a sticker!

2020 Very Bad, Would Not Recommend funny Gift

In Ancient Greek history, Leonidas was one of the most venerated Spartan kings, sacrificing himself & 300 Spartans at Battle of Thermopylae in the Greco-Persian Wars. Admire Spartan civic virtue? Subscribe to stoicism? This ancient Greek quote is for you.

I NEVER SAID THAT meme Jesus Christ WWJD

2020 Very Bad Would Not Recommend, Get this unique "2020 Very Bad Would Not Recommend" with a 1 Star Rating review, fun novelty gift, make friends and family

2020 Would Not Recommend

Growing up in a Religious family One star Religion Review Funny anti religious Atheist would not recommend

If You Knew What I Know About The Power of Giving, You Would Not Let a Single Meal Pass Without Sharing It In Some Way. Quote design for Buddha lovers and people that are interested in the ways of the Buddhism.

People One Star