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A world trapped in a person.

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Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

I create my story shirt for writers.

hay there ..Iam writer

“A writer only begins a book. A reader finishes it.” ― Samuel Johnson, Works of Samuel Johnson

This is a writer t-shirt.

heavy metal style design

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

James Baldwin

An illustration on the writer and poet Edgar Allan Poe.

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I'm Not A Bookworm I'm A Book Dragon For Who Love Books

This simple, but beautiful design is perfect for all new artists, writers, teachers, poets, or any other creative mind you may be or may know. Get yours today and let everyone know you don't only dream, but do it professionally.

The point is, theres always a story, you just have to find it

The Spirit of Fiery (yet Anonymous) Vengence in Writing

James Baldwin

Miskatonic University

The best cop.

Writers are the ultimate superheroes. They create and decimate all with a stroke of a pen or key. Give the writers in your life a little emotional boost with this awesomely funny writer t-shirt design.

James Baldwin, I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do, Black History

Great humorous gift for writers, authors, editors, book lovers, and book nerds everywhere. Perfect Christmas present for your favorite bibliophile. For mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, or friend. Wonderful for writing conferences, groups, and just going out to walk the dog but especially perfect for when you're writing your next novel.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

Master of Horror

Hunter S Thompson /// Aesthetic Fanart Design

Design inspired by Hunter S Thompson's gonzo journalism. Power symbol rebel archetype: altruism, non-action, perception, paradigm shift.

A design made for writers to motivate them during the mong and frustrating process of writing a book.

Perfect gift for a writer.