Zartan Merch

Zartan Master of Disguise. Cobra Commander's number 1 go-to guy when secrecy and stealth are key.

The sun!

Master of Disguise

Zartan - simple red circle vintage

Be sure to leave out plenty of chocolate donuts and grape soda, cause Zanta Claws is coming to town and this would be the perfect gift for anyone and everyone this Holiday season.

Zartan swamp skier logo, recreated in high quality vector my me! Cobraaaaa!

Its all about the money $$$$

Zartan swamp skier logo, recreated in high quality vector my me! Cobraaaaa!

Cold Slither

Join the Drednoks

Created in 2018 for the inaugural Joefest. Created by Toytally Rad Creations in collaboration with Lowlight27 (Dacre Bush), Robert Atkins, and Raginspoon Casting.

Nothing like a new Joe figure to open up! The card art was half the fun.

Zartan's sweet ride

Zartan Filecard written by Paddy Lennon for JoeFest 2018. Original design by Toytally Rad Creations. Cold Slither

Created in 2018 for the inaugural Joefest. Created by Toytally Rad Creations in collaboration with Lowlight27 (Dacre Bush), Robert Atkins, and Raginspoon Casting.

A band of vipers playing their tune.

COBRA COMMAND ON THE ATTACK! Created this on an iPadPro with Procreate and made the logo in Photoshop.

Mini Terrorist Organization, up to no good.

The song, "Cold Slither," by Cold Slither spent 20 weeks at #1 on the carts. To commemorate that unbelievable achievement, The Global Domination tour visits 12 locations all directly from GI Joe continuity, starting in Springfield, Vermont, the home of Cobra themselves. *Distressed design to show you heard of them first. **The double snakes on the back are an homage to the closest thing to an official Cold Slither logo that Hasbro ever made, on the side of the 2012 Botcon exclusive Soundwave Transformer.

You'll be joining them soon.

The song, "Cold Slither," by Cold Slither spent 20 weeks at #1 on the carts. To commemorate that unbelievable achievement, The Global Domination tour visits 12 locations all directly from GI Joe continuity, starting in Springfield, Vermont, the home of Cobra themselves.

CLASSIC GIJOE DESIGNS WITH AN UPDATED LOOK!

The Dreadnoks are a fictional biker gang from the G.I. Joe universe who are affiliated with Cobra as shock troops, offering their mercenary services as subordinates of their leader, Zartan. All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage their enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all, have shown a particular taste for chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda. The Dreadnoks also make a habit of torturing captured enemies, usually in bizarre ways such as exposure to pain-inducing laughing gas or tossing victims into pools of man-eating piranhas. Their headquarters is a compound hidden somewhere in the Florida Everglades.

"Your favorite villain family sitcom is here to take over your TV Guide"

The Dreadnoks are a fictional biker gang from the G.I. Joe universe who are affiliated with Cobra as shock troops, offering their mercenary services as subordinates of their leader, Zartan. All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage their enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all, have shown a particular taste for chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda.

In just FIVE MINUTES, you'll be a whole new person!

Cold Slyther are coming for you! Band of Vipers playing their tune!

In a desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander packages Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal band called "Cold Slither," proving that there really isn't much mercenaries won't do for money. Baroness explains that her plan is to slip subliminal messages into their album so that Cobra will be able to lull the minds of every listener into supporting them. Of course, like all of Cobra's plans, things don't go as planned, and the Joe's turn the tables on them in the end, making Cold Slither nothing more than a footnote in rock history.

The Dreadnoks are a fictional biker gang from the G.I. Joe universe who are affiliated with Cobra as shock troops, offering their mercenary services as subordinates of their leader, Zartan. All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage their enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all, have shown a particular taste for chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda. The Dreadnoks also make a habit of torturing captured enemies, usually in bizarre ways such as exposure to pain-inducing laughing gas or tossing victims into pools of man-eating piranhas. Their headquarters is a compound hidden somewhere in the Florida Everglades.

Inside CD Jacket for Cold Slither

We're Cold Slither

Cobra Commander World Domination Plan #8,672: Step 1: Form a rock band. Step 2: Have a chart-topping single. Step 3: Rule the world.

My Favorite Cobras

Big Boa loves his kangaroos, so he opened a steakhouse. Tenderized to your preference. COBRA

The Dreadnoks are a fictional biker gang from the G.I. Joe universe who are affiliated with Cobra as shock troops, offering their mercenary services as subordinates of their leader, Zartan. All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage their enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all, have shown a particular taste for chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda. The Dreadnoks also make a habit of torturing captured enemies, usually in bizarre ways such as exposure to pain-inducing laughing gas or tossing victims into pools of man-eating piranhas. Their headquarters is a compound hidden somewhere in the Florida Everglades.