Absurd Humor Baseball T-Shirts

The Giraffe is the highest form of life

The joys and perils of being an ice cream cone who reads Lewis Carroll poems

T-shirt print on t-shirt

Life Is Absurd / Existentialist Meme Design

Simple white letters on black background: "potato". Humor of the absurd for the win! Which potato are you? The couch variety?

Punk Rock Absurd Logo

blow on it first

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Simple white letters on black background: "private slogan - please do not read." When your sense of humor is just absurdist and ridiculous - but it still makes people laugh.

until someone gets hurt

Aunt Sadie's Fashion Conscious Group

Smile, Laugh & Delight in the ABSURD!

Bigfoot

Unleash the Power of Laughter in Politics! 🎭 "Laughing at Politics: Finding Humor in the Absurd" 🎭 Spark conversations, inspire unity, and redefine politics with a single shirt. Join the movement that embraces satire and challenges the seriousness of politics. Order your shirt today and be a catalyst for change. Laugh. Unite. Inspire. #LaughingAtPolitics #HumorInPolitics #SparkConversations

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Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane.

Embrace the quirks of life with our 'Artist's Shit' tee, a funny and ironic masterpiece featuring a hipster mullet wrestler wielding a broom. Perfect for those in Goblin Mode or anyone reveling in nihilist, dark humor, this shirt is a statement piece that adds a touch of weirdness and humor to your wardrobe. Here's a darkly humorous fact: In 1961, artist Piero Manzoni canned his own feces and labeled it 'Artist's Shit,' creating a controversial yet thought-provoking piece that challenges traditional notions of art

The title that never was because Hrundi V. Bakshi inattentively sabotaged the film. From Peter Sellers’ "The Party".

Dark humor is like food: it's the spice of life for those who have a taste for the absurd.

Anarchy but with a pigeon

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including cartoon versions.

Professional Absurdist

Weird Bunny Brain.

Step into the realm of ironic whimsy with our 'Stop Being Yourself' tee, a hilarious yet thought-provoking piece in the world of Goblin Mode and Nihilist humor. Featuring a giant sun with a conflicted expression overlooking two sunflowers, this shirt playfully challenges the notion of self-improvement. Here's a darkly humorous fact: Did you know that the concept of nihilism suggests life lacks intrinsic meaning? But hey, finding humor in the absurdity of it all is a great coping mechanism, or so the goblins say."

surreal and absurd line

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

Evolution ? Just for shopping!

Step into the surreal world of our '9 AM PIZZA' tee, a funny and ironic masterpiece that captures the essence of Goblin Mode, Nihilist humor, and the wild aftermath of a legendary night. With an alien in a spaceship munching on pizza at dawn, this hipster statement shirt embraces the absurdity of life. Here's a darkly humorous fact: Studies show that pizza is one of the top comfort foods, proving that even aliens find solace in a slice after a wild night of intergalactic partying!

Simple white letters on black background: "surviving out of spite". When you're just barely hanging on in this, the absolute stupidest timeline with anti-science and anti-democracy idiots everywhere. Keep going. Even if it's just to make them mad.

Life Is Absurd / Existentialist Meme Design

THANKS BOSS! Just TRYING. This playful tee captures the office grind from a fishy perspective, where even sharks struggle to impress under the watchful eye of the hammerhead.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Every Living Thing Dies Alone

Embrace the absurdity of life with our 'Can of Complaints' tee, a hilarious and ironic statement piece perfect for those in Goblin Mode, reveling in nihilistic humor. This shirt captures the essence of embracing life's quirks and setbacks with a touch of sarcasm. Here's a fitting joke: Why did the goblin bring a can of complaints to the party? Because every dark cloud needs a silver lining of dark humor!