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Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

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Really it is, cacti are 94% water when fully hydrated. Google told me that.

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A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

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I'm sure everything will work out!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

This is a humorous saying about being retired. Many times it feels like all you’re doing is wasting time between meals. Basically it’s what its like being bored, and not much else to look forward to besides the next meal!

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There's a 99.9% chance I'm hungry

Paris meets Brooklyn in this classic NY slogan

This is a funny design that says " sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's not worth the jail time'" with an image of handcuffs

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A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Correcting your Grammar design!

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

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Sometimes all you need is a little chaos to have whole lot of fun. Straightforward, funny, and simple, gift yourself or someone else this mens funny design that's bound to get a chuckle, comment, or a whole lot of complements from the people you come across.

Imagine what Dick said when Mr Disney asked him about his range of accents whilst making Mary Poppins...

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In my defense I was left unsupervised

qwerty is the slogan for this humorous text design in courier style type face for abbreviation fans, text messages and newspeak language culture. qwerty = keyboard expert

If it seems like up is down, and wrong is right, these days, here's an expression for these times. Where is common sense, now?

Dog Lover Handle Every Situation Like A Dog

I Might Be Colorblind But I Know I Look Good In Red

I don't know. I don't care. I don't give a f--k!

Squid Boy Restaurant. Ginza, Tokyo. Vintage distressed look.

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Your secret is safe with me I wasn't listening - funny slogan