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I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

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My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

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There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

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69 percent of people find something dirty in every sentence

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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

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I'm Currently Unsupervised. This should frighten you.

Banana's like to relax too.

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She is his lobster too!

Science - Because You Can't Figure Out Shit By Praying.

take it from the guy who invented lightning

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

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