Geriatric Millennial Baseball T-Shirts

A Geriatric Millennial remembers dial up internet, and is the better for it. Guilty a charged!

A Geriatric Millennial remembers Mix Tape, the only real way to express your love. Guilty a charged!

A Geriatric Millennial remembers Slap Bracelets, the hottest banned toy to hit the shelves. Guilty a charged!

A Geriatric Millennial remembers Mix Tape, the only real way to express your love. Guilty a charged!

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

A great design for the millennial - not as young as they were once considered. Now even millennials can start conversations with "back in my day" while clenching their fist towards the sky. A hilarious design idea for any millennial, especially anyone who can remember floppy disks!

Gothic white letters (blackletter): "geriatric millennial". Look, don't reject it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with the damage boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to. Yay. Also available in black.

A Geriatric Millennial remembers Koosh Balls, the ultimate toy, at least until all the elastics broke off. Guilty a charged!

Simple white letters on black background: "Well I never." It's the original "I can't even" and it's perfect for geriatric millennials everywhere. Grandma slang is for everyone these days. Pass the Werthers caramels.

Do you experience panic at the disco?

Simple white letters on black background: "my back hurts". Some days it's because you did too much; some days you just slept wrong! Why can't we all go on being young and invincible forever?