Hort Baseball T-Shirts

Ever since I was in the third grade, I had these reoccurring dreams about a bug that was half my size called a hort. The hort warned you when it was coming by saying “hort hort hort” and it was impossible for me to run because I felt as if the hort was pulling me in towards it, but my dad always ran out and picked me up and took me inside when a hort came along

This funny and Sarcastic "There Is Nothing I Can't Do. Except Reach The Top Shelf. I can't do that" design is great for all short people that can do anything. Great idea for friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who is just a little bit short. Don't let others look down on you, let them know that "There is Nothing I Can't Do". Looking for an ideal gift for short people? This short people joke outfit makes an ideal short people gift for a short person like you. Great for Birthday or Christmas.

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