Kurtz Baseball T-Shirts

'I Watched A Snail Crawl Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor. That's My Dream. That's My Nightmare: Crawling, Slithering, Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor... And Surviving.' Marlon Brando turned in a career defining performance as the psychotic Colonel Kurtz in Coppola's masterwork Apocalypse Now. The Apocalypse Now Colonel Kurtz design features one of his famous lines from the film.

Apocalypse Now

Keller Kurtz & Co. were manufacturers of premium writing instruments in New York and now their legacy can live on in this vintage inspired tee design with plenty of wear and tear to ensure it looks properly aged.

Apocalypse Now

In the film Apocalypse Now (1979), Robert Duvall wears a Yater T-shirt and has a Yater Spoon board, the latter of which is stolen by the patrol boat crew (in a scene that was cut from the original version, but seen in the Apocalypse Now Redux version). Yater was unaware he would be mentioned in the movie until after it came out. Neither of the Spoons in the film are actual Yates surfboards, but rather spruced-up second-hand boards.

Apocalypse Now Illustration

Fun design dedicated to the cult movie Apocalipse Now

The man who stood up to George Lucas: Gary Kurtz!

producer credit for empire

DESPICABLE MINION AMERICA COLONEL BANANA

Celebrating the team that did most of the heavy lifting for your favorite movie franchise!

Many critics have raised questions about the interpretation of this phrase. Generally, it implies the horror Kurtz witnesses in Africa, though the horror could be the exploitation of Africa, evil practices of humans, his crumbling sanity, or an illusion of understanding and hope. Simply, it conveys what the West did during colonization in the name of progress, and under the guise of civilizing the natives. Darkness prevails when he dies, symbolizing that his actions were evil. Thus, it is Kurtz’s realization of the bitter and absolute truth of his life.

A Soldier in winter camouflage wielding a Kar98k rifle.

The Heart of Darkness

Embrace the thrill of cinema and surf culture with my exclusive design "Charlie don't surf" from Bill Kilgore in the legendary movie Apocalypse Now. Designed for movie lovers, cineasts, and surfers alike, this shirt pays tribute to the captivating power of cinema and the exhilarating spirit of riding the waves. Crafted with passion, my design captures the essence of this iconic quote, making it a must-have for those who appreciate both cinematic masterpieces and the art of surfing. Wear this shirt proudly and join the cinematic adventure while expressing your love for movies and the surf culture. Get ready to catch the wave of excitement with my remarkable design inspired by Bill Kilgore's unforgettable line from Apocalypse Now.

Totally not gofth

Based on the Nirvana Now logo of the '60s/'70s